@mattob34.bsky.social
Livin’ too much in ‘82
follow my lead
16.11.2025 06:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Alex vs A-Rod aka Charlie Sheen
14.11.2025 06:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tinker, Tailor, cc: Spy
13.11.2025 01:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gary is a dick
13.11.2025 00:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0at this point my phone is well into gluttony
13.11.2025 00:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fantastic
12.11.2025 03:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trying to stay positive but hating everyone and everything every waking moment is not helping
09.11.2025 03:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0like something out of the Penthouse porn review thesaurus
06.11.2025 02:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the filthiest phrase ever conjured from two independently benign nouns
06.11.2025 02:16 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0gynecologist gave me a scripp I should be good to go in a couple weeks
06.11.2025 02:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0‘Listen to the Music’ ❤️🙏😍
06.11.2025 02:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0also this is great
06.11.2025 02:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0for the arthritis…
and the *cartoon Jerry Lewis voice* inflAMMATION
I love these guys, so please forgive me in advance
06.11.2025 02:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
CBD Brothers youtube.com/watch?v=jrkO...
06.11.2025 02:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 2Every once in a while ya get that truth-telling weed. Note to self: don’t get that weed again
05.11.2025 23:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Been using that Crest 3D White with mixed results. Teeth still coffee stained but they do appear to be in 3D
04.11.2025 06:33 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0baseball Will Smith
04.11.2025 01:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Timeline serendipity
03.11.2025 05:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0With each passing year Halloween is less and less joyful as, for whatever reason, fewer and fewer kids come to our door, denying me the opportunity to witness their precious little faces as I furrow my brow and ask, “The fuck’re you supposed to be”
31.10.2025 16:21 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Will Smith looks like the bully in every movie in every era of movies
01.11.2025 01:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1John Smolz: “Muncy did not see that.”
slo-mo replay: Muncy watches the ball go under his glove so closely he can count the seams
John Smolz: …
With each passing year Halloween is less and less joyful as, for whatever reason, fewer and fewer kids come to our door, denying me the opportunity to witness their precious little faces as I furrow my brow and ask, “The fuck’re you supposed to be”
31.10.2025 16:21 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0rogue ass nation
31.10.2025 15:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trés Savage, n’est-ce pas
30.10.2025 02:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Let’s play two!” *instantly pelted by several hundred Dodger Dogs*
29.10.2025 01:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Fuck it… Everyone on the treehouse.”
29.10.2025 00:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, treehouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. But mostly the treehouse.”
28.10.2025 20:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1I’m hot for sleeper
28.10.2025 06:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0jfc
28.10.2025 06:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
