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@ayroned.bsky.social

❌Stuff writer for @crookedmedia | ❌ALL CAPS NBA | ❌@takelineshow | @LockedOnPHXSuns | Comedy doer. Anxiety haver. Nigga. Breakfast burrito eater.

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Us Alani folks not like them ghetto Monster, Red Bull, or Celsius folks. We are classily energized

24.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

cheering when they flip Shane’s truck

24.02.2026 03:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

watching the replacements shaking my head every time these scabs do something funny so people know I disagree with crossing picket lines

24.02.2026 03:42 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

It’s bad lol

15.02.2026 21:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

KD gettin flambéed on the other app if you interested in that sort of thing

15.02.2026 21:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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09.02.2026 01:09 — 👍 33    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 1

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09.02.2026 01:09 — 👍 33    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 1

simply cannot watch the patriots only be bad for 7 years after losing hall of famers and win a Super Bowl. That would be bad for my psyche

19.01.2026 02:43 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

never seen a monkeypaw hit a fanbase so fast

18.01.2026 02:53 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

watching your team lose a heartbreaker playoff game with romo on the call would have me at 11 on the crash out scale

18.01.2026 01:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Bo Nix doing Josh Allen stuff (compliment) and Josh Allen doing Josh Allen stuff (derogatory)

17.01.2026 23:05 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

my mom look great so I forget she in her late 60s till she say shit like “ooo the masked singer bout to come on”

08.01.2026 03:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That first Nazgûl who lost Frodo right outside the Shire fucking choked

26.12.2025 03:38 — 👍 2437    🔁 247    💬 47    📌 23

potentially something magical can happen. So it’s pretty fun

13.12.2025 00:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

homegirl trying to be qb1 instead of doing the push shot did zero Dr Pepper research

07.12.2025 02:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

just wanted to drop by to let you know about the gospel of jonathan taylor and how he’s saved me

26.10.2025 22:50 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Oh hell yeah lol bsky.app/profile/nflm...

08.10.2025 00:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just wanted to pull up over here to say the Indianapolis colts

08.10.2025 00:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

idk if yall heard but daniel jones and the indianapolis colts

06.10.2025 01:56 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Raiders defense Mark Sanchez

🤝

Gettin carved up
in downtown Indy

05.10.2025 18:31 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

*me staring off in intense serious thought*

Gf: what’s wrong babe? You thinking about John Cena being a Toretto again?

Me: IT’S JUST THAT HE’S NOT THE SAME TYPE OF CAUCASIAN AS DOM AND MIA

03.10.2025 23:10 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Regardless of how you feel about Marvel, part of why Black Panther was so sick was the album they released for it. You telling me a comic book movie had Kendrick produce an album? Damn

01.10.2025 00:45 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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this song didn’t need to be this good for the waiting to exhale soundtrack. we were gettin heat for no reason

01.10.2025 00:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

legacy music media about 1991: pivotal year for music, you had Nirvana and Pearl Jam and grunge and college radio and metal and hip-hop hitting it big, so much great stuff to choose from

me: go ninja go ninja go

30.09.2025 21:14 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

How did this happen?

30.09.2025 21:08 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
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Went to D.C. for the first time. It was…interesting

30.09.2025 21:08 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

movie soundtracks used to be taken so seriously. like why did bobby brown make such a banger for ghostbusters 2

30.09.2025 21:06 — 👍 20    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 1

the abbreviations my son send me in text be whooping my ass

27.09.2025 23:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pretty fun Friday night hosting for your boy. Shoutout to the loft

27.09.2025 20:56 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a good litmus test is everyone who sucks is fine with all this. there have been ZERO surprises

18.09.2025 05:07 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0