Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition

Put that in my ass

CANADA IS TAKING SHOTS AT CHICAGO

Can you help do that for me

One day I want to have the confidence of the kind of a man who takes a horrific dump in an airport bathroom

hi

Just sitting here remembering that there's a drink out there called an "Irish car bomb"

There's room trust me, at that price, you'll make ass room

New Costco food court hack: Put all the hot dogs up your ass

this is my son...nestor.,

i have diarrhea

Small talk isn't its strong suit so far

A crossover hit for my Chicago & Cincinnati friends.

Skyline chili, ALL the way there's a lot of people in this sleeping bag

My newsletter rules. That is all.

foodisstupid.substack.com/p/skyline-ch...

lol

the text from the new Cracker Barrel logo pasted over the Post-It logo

it's time to be industry disruptors

hahahahah

Cracker Barrel should announce they're changing their logo again tomorrow just to fuck with the shareholders

Oh we could probably use a few hands now that I think about it but we can feed you hot dogs later

Chicago is TOTAL MAYHEM and CHAOS and because old white guys who are so SCARED and have never been here, obviously this place is so DANGEROUS.

In fact, it's so dangerous my tiny Korean mom keeps asking us to take her downtown to go play!!! Watch out Oakley-wearing guys she's gonna get you!

Whoa I didn't know this either!

I can't wait to see what type of videos show up on Twitter after these come out

Yeah I guess. I'm just so sick of them everywhere (but I obviously love the food of my people)

French fries are American kimchi

So this is where we're currently at

"My Source Now Opinion World." Someone totally ran that through a random word generator

If we can figure this out, which we will, we can turn it into a Reader fundraiser. But we gotta swing for the fences on execution which...I'm sure will be easy 🤣

This is how we're gonna find the Epstein files

Lactaid is to help you lactate right

GOP Rep. LaMalfa gets an earful and profane language at town hall in his California district GOP Rep. Doug LaMalfa got an earful at a town hall about his vote for the One Big Beautiful Bill Act, the Epstein files and Trump’s tariffs harming Californian farmers.

This is easily the funniest actual news article I've read in years

"'We went past our time a little bit,' LaMalfa said as he concluded the town hall. 'I appreciate all your comments here,' LaMalfa said as one man repeatedly shouted 'F--- you, Doug!'"

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