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Someday someone is going to write a hilarious piece on relationships and corned beef. It's very important that you read it. @fartsandwich.bsky.social
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Yes!!! I'm...at Costco now π€£
24.02.2026 23:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Watch out, Chicago, I just saw a Cybercab prototype on the street (there was a driver in it)
24.02.2026 23:29 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I have declared a 15% global tariff on my own ass
21.02.2026 22:28 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I'm 44 and I STILL assume anyone who's taller than me is older than me for some reason
20.02.2026 23:09 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can the world give @fartsandwich.bsky.social and his loved ones a break?
20.02.2026 15:46 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0The halftime show was out neighborhood during summer and I think I'm going to cry
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02.02.2026 02:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Super late to listening to this @fartsandwich.bsky.social podcast, but I love that we have similar origin stories as writers: by trolling comment sections, babyyyyyyy!!! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
02.02.2026 01:35 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0My wife said the funniest thing just now about this. "You know how when some people get really stressed out, they rearrange their house? Maybe that's what he's doing."
02.02.2026 00:25 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Aw man Greg....I'm so sorry. π’
28.01.2026 22:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They're not the Backstreet BOYS they're the Backstreet MEN
13.01.2026 16:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lol sometimes stuff gets put up for grabs so of course i took it!!!
05.01.2026 21:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0hello friend
03.01.2026 21:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0anyway, epstein files
03.01.2026 18:30 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Got another Mochi, this one in our family! Sister's doggie. Our cats, however, are Scorpion and Sub-Zero and they're a pair of shitheads
30.12.2025 19:10 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I do in fact have a bottle of this in my kitchen
29.12.2025 04:07 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A kick for the ages
29.12.2025 04:07 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0breakfast of champions
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Love getting sick right before Christmas. No, wait; not "love," the other thing. Anyway I'm keeping it together by reading through the archives of this newsletter, by r greatest food writer of our generation @fartsandwich.bsky.social
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Goshdarnit, @fartsandwich.bsky.social is a genius: foodisstupid.substack.com/p/nog-eggs?f...
20.12.2025 07:54 β π 12 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Happy holidays!!!!
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I am the only one in the office today and laughing like a lunatic. Thank you @fartsandwich.bsky.social and happy holidays.
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aw fuck
13.12.2025 23:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0brown lightsaber
13.12.2025 19:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0they say pizza is like sex, when pizza is bad, you're having sex with the pizza,,,
13.12.2025 17:42 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The basketball
09.12.2025 22:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it was an upset. the answer is: yours
09.12.2025 17:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 02025: my balls in review
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