Cryptrik

My cat Dexter watches the sunset, with a wood stork in the background

Getting ready to move once again...Hopefully this is the last time!

Gimme the beat boys and then some more
I wanna throw shapes to that mad hardcore and drift away....

It looks like it's gonna be another circling-the-drain season for my Saints, so why don't they just have a cooking competition every Sunday instead? Whoever prepares the tastiest gumbo gets team MVP that week, and nobody has to worry about getting their ankles rolled in half!

They gave me my Dunkin order for free this morning! It's gonna be a good day...

I do my best to catch up with the latest UK hardcore releases, but many of the labels use AI-generated album art and it calcifies my arteries every time I see one

A "Trapped in the Drive Thru" YTP would pop off so hard...There's so many lyrics to sentence mix, you could make him say ANYTHING!

You can ascertain a lot about Last FM Pro users based on their preferred artist image selections

YouTube video by Cryptrik John & Jack: Track Team

I decided to reupload the "John & Jack: Track Team" video because it was getting abnormal analytics...so for real, let your heartbeat do it again. Thank you to @moralem.bsky.social for the immaculate artwork!

youtu.be/bIwCu1Rnlqg

Wow, what an amazing opportunity! The video is perfect!

I found a super comfy Fitz and the Tantrums hoodie at the thrift store last weekend, so by law I must revisit their catalog

Wow, this lineup is STACKED! I know y'all are gonna blow the doors down!

I went with my brothers to the local comic-con, and I thought it was a neat experience. The vendors had all sorts of cool toys and games, and I even saw a few folks in cosplay! I need to remember to get out of my shell next time and socialize though, that's where the secret sauce lies

It's been too hot to go to the beach every weekend this month, I swear every time I hear a seagull it's taunting me somehow

No problem! We had a real racket going at one point with those profile pictures

I decided to change the look of my channel page slightly, and I'm bringing it back to my friend @pinkieoats.boo's wonderful Toad Lammy icon! It's been almost 10 years now, and it hasn't aged a single day.

Can you really call it a thrift store if it doesn't have at least two copies of Wii Fit for sale?

YouTube video by Cryptrik Electroechii

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ04...

I may have crept too close to the power source for this one...

Yoooo! How have you been?

Hey there Pinkie! Hope you're doing well!

I feel like I don't really know what to say half the time I visit this site so I just end up lurking

YouTube video by Cryptrik Full-Flavor Shake

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3J-... I found this on the Milkshake Man's secret menu! =

I figured out how to install Twilight Menu on my old DS flashcart, and it's so cool how I can play old GBA games with it. Last night, I hit 200 million points on Pokemon Pinball! It aged so well!

I still miss plug dj...

Now that I live within striking distance of where they hold MagFest every year, I really think I'm gonna try and see if it's possible for me to finally go

Doechii's high quality rip of Somebody That I Used to Know has been a bit of a slow burn, but I think I'm into it now

On the road again...

People around here wear more layers of resilience, shaped by the harsh & fast changing wind and the desert sun. Even though I haven't been inspired at all while I've been here, I'd say linking back up with my family was worth it. You won't find Hobbes (or Calvin) out here though...

At the peak of my map/atlas obsession as a child, I found Hobbs, NM and thought "ha, like Calvin and Hobbes". I never thought I'd end up spending any amount of time there, but I proved my young self wrong these past two months.