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sure, this wine has legs, but where are the feet?

foot fetish noise band? only in mn

when they get to the point of being able to 3d print meat, they will 100% offer a service where you can use your DNA for it so you can eat yourself

vampire that becomes a cop just to get warrants that lets them inside any house

the concept of hell is wild because ot makes people go "oh, you don't believe the same things as me? well now I'm imagining you suffering forever because of that"

a very valuable one too!

was reminded of this game today so I had to look it up on YouTube and now I need it in my life

whoever decided to give coffee bean bags an anus is a genius

it's weird that the flavor of eggs is just watered down fart in solid form

that's the dream

do the others have to sit on top and look down at the two currently using the actual bed part? this looks like it only plays cocomelon

a perfect mod

no, he's holding his dick in a cartoonish way because he has to pee, specifically on the statue's feet

it's so fucking funny that there's a ton of weird gamers that want games to fail to validate their bigotries, thinking "a black playable character in japan? americans will surely hate that and no one will buy the game!" like, is there even real joy in your life when you're like that?

I’m a person capable of hating multiple things at once so I’ll add your stupid ass to the list

relatable

Just need to get this outta my head so I can sleep

need one of those cooking shows with the angry chef, but it's just toddlers yelling at frazzled moms for making their lunchables wrong

bubsy reboot concept art looks promising here

singing along with updated lyrics

"now I'm gonna smash mah balls!"

I want randos to see me crush my balls in a fashion that pairs well with pop punk music

it's fucking wild that we let so many world leaders be shaped like playmobil figurines

they've already got a minions themed headstone and coffin picked out for their funeral

boomers and Gen x would die for the minions, illumination studios could easily recruit them into the most annoying Jonestown if they wanted to

7 more years, hopefully he keeps his promise

breaking news: the people of Saturn actually have the first claim to Greenland

it's just like that 80s song "your piss, your piss, is on my list!"

same

My type

games aren't woke enough, the next kingdom hearts should just be sora transitioning and winning swimming competitions