Verbose Dunce

Some Uhaul lesbian shit occurred in the Czech Republic I’m afraid to report

Czech record store full of actually rare shit from the region, but it makes me mad because now I can’t share the really goated album with my friends because it’s not even uploaded online. Woe is me

Literally never been anti natalist but my bloodline gotta end for the greater good

Someone assumed my pronouns mean I like being sexually dehumanized. Day ruined.

Is this not the funniest chain of events like who says this

Cropped photo from an article featuring me with my face obscured. In my arms, you can see me holding my monkey stuffed animal.

Now everyone is gonna know my monkey is transgender

If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, just know you could be talking to an Italian on Grindr. I’m shaking my head telling myself to stop

One day in the capital and I get my picture in an article. IM COOKED

Photo of a pair of hands holding two beaded bracelets. The left bracelet is labeled “autism relief” and the right is labeled as “bipolar disorder relief.” Text on the photo reads “we’re cured.”

Record store was full of Polish bootlegs. We’re cured.

Have you every done any dye work with your hair? I think streaks would be fun for your hair. I think a pixie would look good though and grow out very nicely for you!

I got my picture taken a lot at a protest and my first vain thought is that I wasn’t that attractive today

It’s a half hearted joke but know I am a kinstagram veteran. I have ties to it that are part of me forever.

Pinup of Bret Michaels

Pinup of Bret Michaels

Baby’s first factkin at the big age of 24

Telling my brother I’m going to another country: I’m getting my weed whacked in the Czech Republic, do you want a commemorative shot glass from where I’m staying?

Closeup of a stock image model holding a mug poorly edited to show an angry Acara Neopet with a roll of duct tape. Text on the mug reads “Piss me off again & we play a game called duct. duct. tape”.

Gift Idea

Photo of my monkey stuffed animal next to a plate with a heart shaped donut on it.

Silly’s last breakfast before being banished to the washing machine

Photo of me where you can only see my shoulder and arm. I am pointing across the room or an open doorway. In the doorway is my monkey stuffed animal.

That fuck ass monkey…

Imagine trying to go on a date with someone and that damn silly little monkey toy come out

Not believing people at their word while also being someone who is plainly honest or I just say nothing is the biggest contradiction ever. Pack it up.

I’ll remind myself to not question people when they say things because it’s rude to show distrust but someone says they like me and im sitting there instantly thinking “I don’t think that is true.” WHAT DID WE JUST TALK ABOUT

IM GOING TO THE CZECH REPUBLIC BABYYYYY

Doodle of my two characters bickering with each other while I’m sitting to the side in a chair. I am looking at the viewer with a smirk.

It’s okay it’s so okay (it’s not)

I got so self conscious over talking about Rubi Dallas that my mood dropped and I felt sick to my stomach

*stands around gayly*

IM GOING ALL IN

My body cringing up with self loathing because I need to actively advertise my comms

Notice how I put nowhere on my social media that I graduated college, just take that in

Considering unfollowing people I’ve met at college just so I don’t have to see those studio walls ever again on their insta stories. I’ve had all I can take of those walls

Ink portrait drawing of my anthropomorphic tayra character, Rubicon

Ink portrait drawing of my anthropomorphic Dalmatian character, Dallas Dobson

I only keep going for them

Don’t talk about your characters while trying to flirt with women challenge failed