NeonUmbra

🫖🥺 tea please?

That is some mighty body armor and yet the man can move. ❤️

Sports people: it’s ok to text your gay friend when it’s almost half time so they don’t miss Bad Bunny

Uh oh, you have billions invested in generative AI:

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Remember, the big argument for AI in the arts is that these “artists” have ideas, hundreds of ideas, thousands, all that was stopping them was the hoards of gatekeeping musicians, writers, illustrators… and not that they were lazy and didn’t want to put in the work.

Annual reminder that the Riverbottom Nightmare Band absolutely deserved to win the Frogtown Hollow Jubilee.

You have to respect showmanship.

My Hero Academia teaches us that evil people are actually just lonely little children, you only need to punch them until they realize it too.

You do by being a good dad. The next generation will be okay. This garbage admin isn't sustainable.

Trump mandates all federal agencies send email blaming Dems for potential gov’t shutdown Workers call the partisan email "a vile slap in the face."

SCOOP — The White House instructed all federal agency leadership on Tuesday to send out a mandatory message to workers blaming the impending potential government shutdown on House Democrats, The Handbasket was first to learn. Absolutely no modifications to the email were permitted.

My story:

Thanks! Super apt image choice.

I work. I commute. I sleep. Repeat. The predator targeted the wrong killers.

Former Pentagon official talks about Hegseth's upcoming meeting of military leaders Sabrina Singh, a former Pentagon deputy spokesperson, talks about Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's decision to summon military leadership to a meeting in Virginia.

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In sci-fi this is when the worms get implanted in the ears of the top military brass.

“Look, I’m just saying it’s not fair when it comes to sports, it’s a small concession.”

Public media is under threat. Millions depend on the NPR Network every day. Silencing journalism is one way to silence truth and erode the power of the people.

Today, President Trump signed a bill into law that will eliminate $1.1B of federal funding for public media. This devastating act tipped the threat against journalism in America into a crisis.

Millions depend on the NPR Network. Now, we’re counting on you.

Donate here: n.pr/458sOhq

i can see this one is going to get a lot of use

Former LA reporter here, how much time ya got

Hey @heroespeak.bsky.social thoughts on Predator: killer of killers?

HISTORY IS MADE 🗣️ GOAL #159 🗣️

#OTD in 2013: Abby Wambach scores 4 goals & passes Mia Hamm for the all-time lead in women’s international soccer 🥅

Have? Or Had?

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You cannot fool me, I recognise Clan Akkaba when I see it

"It's really hard to fathom that the guy making my pizza for 25 years is a gangster and a terrorist, and the person who shows up in an unmarked car wearing a mask and body armor comes to take him away is somehow the good guy," said restaurant owner Connor Simon of Wayne County, Pennsylvania.

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Reblog by @seananmcguire 💬 1  🔁 15894  ❤️ 22104 · Gendered parenting is so weird. As a little kid I was a total daddy's girl, I was told I would always try to sneak into the garage, I was always very interested in everythi…

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I'm so proud of my friends for being good parents

AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”

Acting FEMA Chief Told Staff He Didn’t Know About U.S. Hurricane Season In a meeting with FEMA staff, David Richardson said he was unaware the United States had a hurricane season. Two staff members said it was unclear if he was serious, but the agency said he was joking.

The acting head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency told employees on Monday that he did not know the U.S. has a hurricane season, according to two people who heard the remarks and said it was unclear if he was serious.

Hey @darthbluesky.bsky.social I read the words “Stephen Miller” and “throuple” then passed out for like 20 minutes. Has it stopped yet or are all the worst things imaginable still happening all at once?