7:47 PM ยท Sep 26, 2017
[photo of various tiny kirby figures stacked up to humorously suggest that they are cooperating to fire a papercraft 1911 carefully positioned with the gun barrel pointed towards an open-mouthed kirby]
01.03.2026 19:16 โ
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4:14 AM ยท Apr 16, 2018
update
[photo of kirby wearing some sick ass shades]
01.03.2026 06:31 โ
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2:55 AM ยท Sep 7, 2018
i don't get why people got so worked up about james cameron's avatar, i mean he probably just uploaded a picture of his face, lots of people do that.
01.03.2026 04:48 โ
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i love absol...beautiful art
01.03.2026 04:33 โ
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absol
28.02.2026 22:08 โ
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6:41 PM ยท Feb 2, 2020
my long term goal is to pull out the american flag on the moon and throw it into the sun
01.03.2026 04:16 โ
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(in response to a suspended account)
1:05 AM ยท Feb 12, 2020
[photo of kirby wielding a wooden minibat with a buck folding knife taped to the business end; blade extended]
i include the timestamps so prominently because i consider it integral to the overall story of several of these tweets
01.03.2026 04:14 โ
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compound of 5 cubes
{https://flickr.com/photos/8303956@N08/651376975/}
180 units, 60 each of 3 kinds of unit. 3inx3in paper, 36 each of 5 colors: red, yellow, green, blue, purple. it is the size of a soccer ball in real life
in August 2020, i spent at least 20 hours over the course of a week folding the units and then around 4 to 5 hours the next week painstakingly getting it to go together. it was truly maddening and i gave up for a few days. these are old pictures, right now it's in a plastic tub that is quite far away from me right now
this is the biggest origami project i ever undertook. from august 2020
01.03.2026 02:22 โ
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Bremen 4: Angels in Hell (1981)
me when i freaking love powdered sugar
28.02.2026 20:25 โ
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8:50 PM ยท Nov 17, 2020
i spent like 3 hours today tracing a cardcaptor sakura frame
[pixel art of sakura wearing her mother's childhood dress from CCS ep16. inexplicably, i gave her sunglasses because i couldn't figure out the eyes]
28.02.2026 19:07 โ
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photo of a hand holding a plush of waddle dee. wanya
this photo i took in 2020 looks so dreamlike
28.02.2026 18:55 โ
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2:49 PM ยท Jan 12, 2022
wow bro your aura is flowing like a serene river today
28.02.2026 17:56 โ
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ๆฌๅฝใซไน
ใใถใใซใขใใญใฐ
ใใใฏใใใงๆฅฝใใ
15.01.2026 13:32 โ
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11:47 AM ยท Sep 15, 2022
yea i'm getting The Surgery. they're gonna make me squeaky
28.02.2026 06:54 โ
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lately i feel as though my sense of self gradually sent out roots symbiotically merging with the all that exists outside of what was my one self. the barrier between the two obfuscates. the small light from within my heart and the rest of the light outside me iv drip into each other, beckoning me
28.02.2026 06:31 โ
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4:41 PM ยท Sep 26, 2022
announcement for all my fans, i will be making a special appearance tomorrow morning washing up unconscious on the beach
you know what i was posting this kind of stuff for? 2 likes. know that the numbers don't matter i will post till the day i die
28.02.2026 06:08 โ
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11:18 AM ยท Oct 4, 2022
trying out a new form of nap where i hand over my body to a demon or malevolent spirit and i remain asleep forever
11:58 AM ยท Oct 4, 2022
tough times, popular game show Wheel of Fortune has had to rebrand as The Tower. contestants now compete to fill in letters to discover what harrowing fate is in store for them
9:09 PM ยท Oct 5, 2022
(a large dark pillar of fire representing my grief erupts from the ground enveloping me and pulling me into the air) this fucking owns
i know i'm posting a lot from around the same time but like i was going off in the autumn of 2022
28.02.2026 03:08 โ
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making animal sounds with another person is very fun. highly recommend
28.02.2026 00:00 โ
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9:34 PM ยท Oct 7, 2022
slamming another magazine into my magical girl staff
9:57 PM ยท Oct 7, 2022
yea i studied the blade. the roller blade. skate or die bithc
27.02.2026 20:59 โ
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12:49 PM ยท Oct 12, 2022
hey girl u wanna come over i found a hatch under my bed that leads to a labyrinthine tunnel system built by impossibly ancient peoples to hide their underground cities long abandoned and full of dangerous technology
27.02.2026 20:55 โ
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7:39 PM ยท Oct 17, 2022
sometimes i touch a fossil and have profound visions of eons past, of forms of life lost to the unfathomable sea of time. sometimes it is cold and dark. sometimes it is an endless tunnel of night. sometimes the security guards tell me that i've been banned from the museum
27.02.2026 20:08 โ
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8:56 PM ยท Oct 17, 2022
mom: (banging on my bedroom door) you BETTER not be teleporting in there
me:
10:52 PM ยท Oct 17, 2022
i'm just an adorable mascot plush being picked up by the crane game claw that tragically slips from its grasp near the prize chute and bounces into an inconvenient spot in the case
11:40 AM ยท Oct 18, 2022
im insane i'm going feral im about to lose it i am a threat 2 civil society i am psychologically capable of extreme violence in self defense (person at the store mistakes me for an employee and asks me where the aluminum baking pans are) um uh um um um uh i um uh i uh um um uh um
3:48 PM ยท Oct 18, 2022
every house is haunted every sacred space is defiled every graveyard is a well of agonized spirits you may search every acre of land and know that there is no peace to be found in this earth
i posted these over a span of 19 hours. i consider them all part of the same work
27.02.2026 20:03 โ
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7:44 PM ยท Nov 4, 2022
walking out of the actively burning police station entirely uninjured like im being delivered by the lord from the fiery furnace of king nebuchadnezzar
27.02.2026 19:35 โ
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thread of my good tweets
27.02.2026 19:33 โ
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Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain ยท Jan 1, 2012
"Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity."
jen. @bizor ยท Nov 6, 2022
"what episode do you think he was watching"
the only notifications i get over there anymore are from people liking this
27.02.2026 19:22 โ
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i mistyped "The Wind that Shakes the Barley" with "Barkley"
oops
27.02.2026 19:05 โ
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Pokopia trailer clip of players collaboratively building a large structure.
This is why God punished Pokemon to only speak their own names.
27.02.2026 14:58 โ
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๐ง๐ง๏ธ๐ฑazumarill fairy ๐ท๐ฎ
12.02.2025 23:29 โ
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I LOVE BEING GAY
28.01.2026 18:48 โ
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the great unifying ethos behind kabi nagata's biographical manga works is that it is a great idea to turn all your personal and family drama into a marketable comic book
27.02.2026 03:29 โ
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