jen.

unfortunately for me it was zoloft and now i just forget to eat

kingfisher

7:47 PM · Sep 26, 2017 [photo of various tiny kirby figures stacked up to humorously suggest that they are cooperating to fire a papercraft 1911 carefully positioned with the gun barrel pointed towards an open-mouthed kirby]

4:14 AM · Apr 16, 2018 update [photo of kirby wearing some sick ass shades]

2:55 AM · Sep 7, 2018 i don't get why people got so worked up about james cameron's avatar, i mean he probably just uploaded a picture of his face, lots of people do that.

i love absol...beautiful art

absol

6:41 PM · Feb 2, 2020 my long term goal is to pull out the american flag on the moon and throw it into the sun

(in response to a suspended account) 1:05 AM · Feb 12, 2020 [photo of kirby wielding a wooden minibat with a buck folding knife taped to the business end; blade extended]

i include the timestamps so prominently because i consider it integral to the overall story of several of these tweets

compound of 5 cubes {https://flickr.com/photos/8303956@N08/651376975/} 180 units, 60 each of 3 kinds of unit. 3inx3in paper, 36 each of 5 colors: red, yellow, green, blue, purple. it is the size of a soccer ball in real life

in August 2020, i spent at least 20 hours over the course of a week folding the units and then around 4 to 5 hours the next week painstakingly getting it to go together. it was truly maddening and i gave up for a few days. these are old pictures, right now it's in a plastic tub that is quite far away from me right now

this is the biggest origami project i ever undertook. from august 2020

Bremen 4: Angels in Hell (1981)

me when i freaking love powdered sugar

8:50 PM · Nov 17, 2020 i spent like 3 hours today tracing a cardcaptor sakura frame [pixel art of sakura wearing her mother's childhood dress from CCS ep16. inexplicably, i gave her sunglasses because i couldn't figure out the eyes]

photo of a hand holding a plush of waddle dee. wanya

this photo i took in 2020 looks so dreamlike

2:49 PM · Jan 12, 2022 wow bro your aura is flowing like a serene river today

本当に久しぶりにアナログ
これはこれで楽しい

11:47 AM · Sep 15, 2022 yea i'm getting The Surgery. they're gonna make me squeaky

lately i feel as though my sense of self gradually sent out roots symbiotically merging with the all that exists outside of what was my one self. the barrier between the two obfuscates. the small light from within my heart and the rest of the light outside me iv drip into each other, beckoning me

4:41 PM · Sep 26, 2022 announcement for all my fans, i will be making a special appearance tomorrow morning washing up unconscious on the beach

you know what i was posting this kind of stuff for? 2 likes. know that the numbers don't matter i will post till the day i die

11:18 AM · Oct 4, 2022 trying out a new form of nap where i hand over my body to a demon or malevolent spirit and i remain asleep forever

11:58 AM · Oct 4, 2022 tough times, popular game show Wheel of Fortune has had to rebrand as The Tower. contestants now compete to fill in letters to discover what harrowing fate is in store for them

9:09 PM · Oct 5, 2022 (a large dark pillar of fire representing my grief erupts from the ground enveloping me and pulling me into the air) this fucking owns

i know i'm posting a lot from around the same time but like i was going off in the autumn of 2022

making animal sounds with another person is very fun. highly recommend

9:34 PM · Oct 7, 2022 slamming another magazine into my magical girl staff

9:57 PM · Oct 7, 2022 yea i studied the blade. the roller blade. skate or die bithc

12:49 PM · Oct 12, 2022 hey girl u wanna come over i found a hatch under my bed that leads to a labyrinthine tunnel system built by impossibly ancient peoples to hide their underground cities long abandoned and full of dangerous technology

7:39 PM · Oct 17, 2022 sometimes i touch a fossil and have profound visions of eons past, of forms of life lost to the unfathomable sea of time. sometimes it is cold and dark. sometimes it is an endless tunnel of night. sometimes the security guards tell me that i've been banned from the museum

8:56 PM · Oct 17, 2022 mom: (banging on my bedroom door) you BETTER not be teleporting in there me:

10:52 PM · Oct 17, 2022 i'm just an adorable mascot plush being picked up by the crane game claw that tragically slips from its grasp near the prize chute and bounces into an inconvenient spot in the case

11:40 AM · Oct 18, 2022 im insane i'm going feral im about to lose it i am a threat 2 civil society i am psychologically capable of extreme violence in self defense (person at the store mistakes me for an employee and asks me where the aluminum baking pans are) um uh um um um uh i um uh i uh um um uh um

3:48 PM · Oct 18, 2022 every house is haunted every sacred space is defiled every graveyard is a well of agonized spirits you may search every acre of land and know that there is no peace to be found in this earth

i posted these over a span of 19 hours. i consider them all part of the same work

7:44 PM · Nov 4, 2022 walking out of the actively burning police station entirely uninjured like im being delivered by the lord from the fiery furnace of king nebuchadnezzar

thread of my good tweets

Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain · Jan 1, 2012 "Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity." jen. @bizor · Nov 6, 2022 "what episode do you think he was watching"

the only notifications i get over there anymore are from people liking this

i mistyped "The Wind that Shakes the Barley" with "Barkley"

oops

Pokopia trailer clip of players collaboratively building a large structure.

This is why God punished Pokemon to only speak their own names.

💧🌧️🌱azumarill fairy 🌷🔮