Kiss My Grits

Ordered to and actively appealing the order, mind you.

His Thanksgiving dinner is cheaper this year bc the taxpayers are buying not him. That must be what he’s referring to.

It’s a sad day when Margie Three Names starts making sense

My wife and I live outside of Atlanta in a very diverse county. We often consider moving out of Georgia but when we visit other places, everyone looks like us and everyone speaks only English. When we fly back to Atlanta, we are hit with diversity again and we sigh happily and think “we are home!”

F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale

The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby

My wife and I were Morticia and Gomez Addams for Halloween. I loooooove Morticia.

Omg same. My wife and I went as Gomez and Morticia Addams and we put our dog, Gilbert, in a black and white striped shirt so he could be Pugsley. He got all the pets. It was a glorious night for him.

I have loved her since 1995. She is my first love. I saw her in concert last November and it was the third happiest day of my life. I cried when she floated onto the stage on a snowflake.

“I agree!” - My Wife

She rules in my life all year already.

Karoline Leavitt officially announced the "Launch of a large-scale investigation to find the people behind 'No Kings.'"

I've saved her some time.

Sorry I can't get over this but it's just so funny to say "The test starts off with giraffes and elephants but the questions get way harder than that"

The President of the United States thinks a test for dementia is an IQ test, and none of his sycophants will tell him he’s wrong.

Let that sink in.

I would love to respond directly to him to say, “hepatitis*”

This made me tear up a little because I lost a dog last summer. Thank you for sharing this.

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943

I dreamt I was at a conference wearing nothing but underwear and a grey cardigan. No one noticed but all I could think was how absurd it was that I was walking around with my tits out.

I still wish it had been a cassowary.

No, parents are supposed to spread them out over 4-5 years because 80 vaccines is just too much. 80 vaccines? Please. Most people don’t even get that many in their whole life.

Played in my first game of #VastGrimm on Saturday and it was an absolute blast. @creaturecuration.com thanks for making such a kick ass game!

Has the rapture happened yet? I’ve got my good underwear on today just in case.

From @mandypatinkin.bsky.social

My favorite video game! I’ve played it through so many times. I got all the endings.

Aw cuz I love you too! I’m glad you love the card! Happiest of birthdays today!

Brindle and white doggo sleeping on a grey chair bathed in the light of a lamp with his tongue on full display as he sleeps.

I present this fine specimen for #bleptember

Controversial opinion: there is no such thing as fat free vinaigrette. If it has no fat, it can't be vinaigrette. Or, in fact, salad dressing of any kind.

It's just sad water.