Abigail Plumb-Larrick

Screenshot of the Progressive insurance app with the Location option reading “needs set”, while others read “already set”.

Progressive insurance app with the Pittsburgh/Cleveland null copula (“Needs set”). Yay grammar!

Mr Burns artificially looking way stronger than he is

Every AI Trump video

MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.

In fact, this is the origin of the dreaded Ohio maneuverability test #trueohiofacts

Many American Jews sharply critical of Israel on Gaza, Post poll finds Most Jews say Israel is committing war crimes — and 39 percent say genocide — while often distinguishing between the country and its leadership.

Many American Jews sharply disapprove of Israel’s conduct of the war in Gaza, with 61 percent saying Israel has committed war crimes and about 4 in 10 saying the country is guilty of genocide against the Palestinians, according to a Washington Post poll.

First we die, then we have to go to dead people jail because it’s illegal! This timeline sucks.

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

Something something autopen?

Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy. [Disturbingly close]

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

A piece of paper on which these words are printed: A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST PARTY

How long before he renames Thursday after his dentist, Turkmenbashi-style?

I look forward to seeing you rock it at Heinen’s! Also A+ hair color

Epstein always had young women around him, Krauss told an interviewer in 2011, but “as a scientist, my presumption is that whatever the problems were I would believe him over other people.”

FOR SCIENCE 🤺

Now we know why you never see baby pigeons

He’s such a momo-ron.

How do we add Cleveland to this list, friends?

Love a man who won’t do a colleague a solid.

Firing the BLS Commissioner — the wonk in charge of the statisticians who track economic reality — is an authoritarian four alarm fire.

It will also backfire: You can't bend economic reality, but you can break the trust of markets. And biased data yields worse policy.

Survey panel sign-up form with the birth year defaulted to 1905

I’m not sure what Walmart’s survey panel is doing here with the defaults but at least I feel young

Zohran Mamdani being *more* popular among NYC Jews than among NYC voters as a whole is a wild fact, and completely belies much of the national narrative surrounding his candidacy.

The people in the national media who talk a lot about antisemitism are often not listening to actual Jews.

SEED OILS: THE FINAL TABOO

“there’s a difference between going along with something stupid and a vice rector dreaming up yeti blood brotherhoods on his own.”

If she means “Trump’s economy is not-so-secretly fucking American workers” then it’s great

Photo of two very different doors. Someone has tried to make them look similar by painting similar contrasting rectangles on each.

“The designers come in at the end, to make sure it matches the style guide”

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Every British person on the internet is complaining about you

If you’ve never seen Ms. Tamara Walcott deadlift 641 pounds, I’d highly recommend watching this:

Fresh knuckle tattoo in a small middle aged fist reading “due process” in an old skool font

Still a bit swollen because I just had it done. Please make note of font in case they photoshop “antifa” on it in comic sans or whatever

Our nearby Barnes & Noble (Woodmere, OH) is surprisingly pleasant, and has an amazing selection of unusual pens, although I try to go to indie Loganberry Books out of solidarity.