Is Lent over yet? I really need to poop
09.03.2026 06:44 — 👍 35 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0Is Lent over yet? I really need to poop
09.03.2026 06:44 — 👍 35 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0losing an hour on International Women’s Day feels right
08.03.2026 13:53 — 👍 1305 🔁 263 💬 8 📌 0Women these days need a long, hard, listening-to
08.03.2026 11:41 — 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
[Trombones R Us]
Me: “Nope. Sadder”
Trombone salesman: “But sir-“
Me: “SADDER”
No, I wasn't wearing a different shirt earlier, I just ate some spaghetti.
07.03.2026 17:14 — 👍 105 🔁 20 💬 6 📌 0If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.
03.03.2026 21:16 — 👍 3868 🔁 904 💬 20 📌 15As a parent it’s my job to shout “Be careful!” at my children just after they’ve fallen over
07.03.2026 20:46 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
@robotrowboat.bsky.social
07.03.2026 11:13 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The spaces between the words in my skeets should be read as slaps
07.03.2026 10:52 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Up early, to fit in more weekend and, this way, work days feel like a lie-in. Genius
07.03.2026 05:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please, my masculinity, it’s very fragile
06.03.2026 13:39 — 👍 257 🔁 69 💬 7 📌 1it's so nice out, i might frolic
06.03.2026 17:15 — 👍 55 🔁 23 💬 5 📌 0Exhausted after a torrid night of passionate love-making, I imagine how tired I’d be if I actually had a partner
05.03.2026 20:53 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How long does viagra last? I’ve been badly let down by public transport
04.03.2026 22:50 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I’m bad for my career
04.03.2026 22:30 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hard to believe it’s 2026 and I still haven’t caught a jogger
03.03.2026 22:55 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0When I say, "One glass of wine”, I mean three. It's a religious thing, you wouldn't understand
02.03.2026 21:54 — 👍 19 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
Demonstrating yesterday for #Gaza in #Liverpool. It was our 100th march since Sept 2023. We haven’t forgotten you!
#FreePalestine #StopTheGenocide
For me, a successful post is one I remember long enough to type
02.03.2026 06:36 — 👍 8 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
ALRIGHT! Enough!
I have deleted the post where I claim to be the greatest shitposter ever, and replaced it with “greatest shitposter yet”
I live on my own by mutual agreement with my community
01.03.2026 22:31 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0The Duality of Ma’am
01.03.2026 11:17 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I’ve been reading your replies. On a scale of 1 to 10, how old are you?
01.03.2026 10:04 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Before I set up this account, nobody knew where jokes went to die
28.02.2026 07:15 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Getting old actually has its benefits and, IF I EVER FINISH THIS PISS, I’ll tell you all about them
28.02.2026 07:05 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0People who say “no man is an island” should try all the men at once
27.02.2026 23:03 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0You, dear reader, have just stumbled upon a thin vein of gold running through the heart of BlueSky. You lucky bastard
27.02.2026 20:48 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Up early, to fit in all the disappointment
27.02.2026 06:56 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0When I call a man a “son of a bitch,” the bitch I’m referring to is his father.
15.10.2025 02:42 — 👍 68 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 0.@drpepperofficial.bsky.social it hurts when i pee
27.02.2026 05:57 — 👍 39 🔁 5 💬 5 📌 0