Seiso🔞

'tis the season to be hor- jolly.

Gockscare.

A cat on your bed.

Boo(bies).

Check my pinned post on X for information on how I'm doing.

~ come closer to my feet and give them a taste ~

📸: @totallynotseiso.bsky.social

buh

Feelings of missing out are at an all time high so I'm taking this time to recharge my social battery. Y'all stay safe out there.

Trackers have now been sold, thanks everyone

Deity.

"Sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty."

"For the last time, it's 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'"

Today is the Lord's Day—have you prayed?

Downtime.

What do you mean, "Is that a grenade in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?"

It's a grenade. Obviously.

One more thing: a quiet life, or a blaze of glory?

Tranquillitas per aequilibrium.

Subservience.

Obey.

Chicken ______?

❌jockey
✅banana

I think you and I both know this is your fault.

Avatar is Lana by the talented creator BeardieChan.

It's your turn to sing.
Don't tell me you're getting cold feet now.

Do care, did ask,
plus I love you.

GUH

sitty*, not scary

i tink it more like dem ppl scary

>be me
>meet someone through twitter
>add them as a friend
>ask to hang out
>get ghosted
>get unfriended

Anybody in the Philippines wanna buy two unused, still sealed 3.0 trackers? Shoot me a message. Kinda need em gone for some medical expenses.

Подходи ко мне, и только закрывай дверь.
𝐶𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑒, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑜𝑟.

Я хочу побыть с тобою наедине.
𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢.

Hump Day? Hump Day.