My friend just said this rhyme. Iโve never heard this version of it so I HAD to share! ๐คญ๐คญ
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who had a dick so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it
The type of ๐ฐ๐ฐ in questionโฆ
05.03.2026 05:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My first meal I cooked in the new house. Sorry one piece of the tenderloin was missing. I couldnโt waitโฆ๐คญ๐คญ๐คค๐คค
05.03.2026 03:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐๐๐คญ๐คญ
05.03.2026 01:05 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I could watch this on repeatโฆ๐คญ๐คญ๐ฅต๐ฅต
04.03.2026 23:55 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How I arrived on Bluesky
04.03.2026 20:35 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This chibi looks like heโs saying whateverโฆ๐คญ๐คญ
04.03.2026 18:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I miss overtime. I was salaried for a lot of my career and it was 5-12โs(and then they got in real big trouble) and scaled our hours back. I stepped down for a bit and got a ton of OT because I was the only one to volunteer. When I was salaried, the longest I worked was like 20 hours in one day.
04.03.2026 06:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I think the settings adjust it when we update. Mine does it too.
03.03.2026 06:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is me to a T. Like me, itโs kind of a love language to make occasions like that, special.
03.03.2026 05:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0#goals
03.03.2026 04:36 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0So Iโm eating licorice and my chihuahua is throwing a fit and doing the most because he wants someโฆ๐คฃ๐คฃ
03.03.2026 04:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Nooooo
03.03.2026 03:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0More wars in history were based on the โdivine rightโ of religion. Unfortunately itโs these types of people that ruin religion for the rest of us. My aunt and her family were all about โthe second coming of Christ.โ Everything them and the Pentecostals talk about is preparing for then. Itโs SICKโฆ
03.03.2026 03:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Damn duckโฆ๐คญ๐คญ
03.03.2026 01:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I second this sentiment! ๐๐๐คญ๐คญ
01.03.2026 22:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Theyโre doing the lordโs workโฆ๐คญ๐คญ
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01.03.2026 00:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I can feel this picture.
01.03.2026 00:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0