d00dbuffet cartoons

star wars episode 1 is the only star wars I like

I just smooshed a twice and an almond joy together and it was so good

one time I was watching monday night raw and the rocks theme song hit and my brain thought “I cannot believe this is happening” but that is stupid because that is actually the #1 most likely place for the rock to appear

jackass pushed the limits of human creativity to find out how many different types of machines can be engineered to kick you in the nuts

@andrewschlecht.bsky.social @albabycakes.bsky.social he meant the other ones, not you guys

can he help let me know why my plants look like ass (derogatory)?

russell westbrook could do it

team rocket

hazelnut is a lyin bitch. that is chocolate.

who is that fish?

ignore everyone’s opinions here, this is an amazing picture

is this the beetles?

early in my career I was stupid and immature but now I am unemployed

being named bubba cunningham did not hold this guy back

text to image AI… these dorks need the computer to do imagination for them

…the slacks

maybe the first time I have ever had respect for a MMA player

@albabycakes.bsky.social @andrewschlecht.bsky.social just listened to ur wednesday pod & I would like to submit a nickname:
💀Hot Topic💀

instagram is for seeing pictures not words. you gotta adjust ur technique

never met a ryan who is cool

no matter how hard you try, you’ll never be as handsome as jeff van gundy

that is either bill walton or the ‘squatch

if he could only have stuck around 10 more years his tenure would be the same age brandon weeden was his redshirt season

at the turn of the new millennium mike meyers was gonna make sure you heard his scottish accent no matter what age you were

dennys is where the lord goes to eat her fucken breakfast

you can tell if a picture is AI or not because they all look like willy wonka the johnny depp version

feel like that would make my toots stink

bolognese and chilly are the same

RATT MAN DROPPIN DINGOS 🤘

there’s only one #11 dawg