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dr. nick wagner (he/him)

@geophyswags.bsky.social

planetary geophysicist and geodesist | postdoc at Brown University | i make fake numbers match real numbers for a living

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In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.

06.03.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5868    πŸ” 1720    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 75
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It’s weird how this doesn’t say β€œoops we accidentally pushed out/incentivized to leave/fired” a lot of engineers and it turns out engineering projects need those.

04.03.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 384    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 10

For comparison: the Japanese offshore seismic network and earthquake early warning system cost like $78 million to put and place and about $2 million a year to maintain.

So much stuff could be done if we stopped deciding we loved killing people more than literally anything else.

04.03.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 285    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
cartoon wolf has had enough of hot women

cartoon wolf has had enough of hot women

logging on

04.03.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 274    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
Moon’s ancient magnetic field may have flickered on and off
Billions of years ago, melting rocks deep inside the Moon could have led to bursts of surprisingly strong magnetism

Moon’s ancient magnetic field may have flickered on and off Billions of years ago, melting rocks deep inside the Moon could have led to bursts of surprisingly strong magnetism

Apollo samples suggest the Moon once produced magnetic fields comparable in strength to Earth’s today. New research finds that the magnetism was fleeting.

Learn more: https://scim.ag/4qZLfNa

02.03.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

there are phase diagrams everywhere for those with eyes to see them

27.02.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The β€œmy body is a machine” meme. It reads: my body is a machine that turns unfundable proposal ideas into unfunded proposals

The β€œmy body is a machine” meme. It reads: my body is a machine that turns unfundable proposal ideas into unfunded proposals

Being an asteroids and small bodies enthusiast in this funding environment like

27.02.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
Solar cycle sunspot number progression showing sun spots peaked in mid 2024 and is trending downward toward a solar minimum in 2031

Solar cycle sunspot number progression showing sun spots peaked in mid 2024 and is trending downward toward a solar minimum in 2031

What phase is the sun currently you ask? They are transitioning out of masc phase and into femme phase at the moment.

24.02.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck are we even doing anymore?

23.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool story; while you were speaking I was picturing you inside the solar systems largest volcano

23.02.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway, now that the tariffs were correctly ruled to be illegal, can we go back to discussing the fact that the government is literally building concentration camps?

20.02.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 180    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the president is mad, i'm smoking a big slab of beef rib, all my work deadlines are on time, yeah what the hell. i declare an emergency Big Beer Friday

20.02.2026 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2409    πŸ” 185    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 35

Again reconsidering the funniest way it could happen

19.02.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just once I’d love these guys to come back from Europe and say β€œHad a great time in Europe” instead of endorsing a Fourth Reich

18.02.2026 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 820    πŸ” 116    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 10
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Britney Schmidt: Following the Ice - Eos An Earth and planetary scientist is most at home in cold places that mimic the worlds of the outer solar system.

Britney Schmidt, an Earth and planetary scientist at Cornell University in Ithaca, N.Y., travels to some of Earth’s coldest places to learn about distant icy worlds.

eos.org/features/bri...

11.02.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

at my undergrad the local brewery (Coors, lol) had leftover steam pumped into tunnels beneath campus to heat sidewalks and melt ice during the winter. love seeing "collaborations" like this

29.01.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

May I suggest that we take our science to the AAS Division for Planetary Sciences meeting? The DPS never lost focus on inclusivity and advocacy. If we move there together, we can update and expand the community of science focus. aas.org/meetings/58t...

27.01.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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What Americans Lose If Their National Center for Atmospheric Research Is Dismantled - Eos Five ways dismantling NCAR will cost the American people, and two ways to save it.

NCAR represents what is possible when a nation chooses to invest in science as a public good, writes @carlonimbus.bsky.social of @ucs.org. #SaveNCAR eos.org/opinions/wha...

27.01.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 171    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5

Hate to see a conference I used to really care about have its attendance drop by almost 50% this year, but it really is inspirational to see so many people rejecting LPSC's refusal + removal of all DEI content. If you don't support the community, we won't support you!

27.01.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

People don’t appreciate how much academics are motivated by free food. It doesn’t even have to be good.

24.11.2024 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 565    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 17

peek 😫

13.01.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

itll be fun, just a quick peak at the mantle and core

13.01.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A Baptist church sign reads Blessed Are the Whistle Blowers for They Play the Music of Salvation

A Baptist church sign reads Blessed Are the Whistle Blowers for They Play the Music of Salvation

In Minneapolis

13.01.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 13375    πŸ” 2961    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 72

I'll share this again for 2026 and for any new influx--well over 100 planetary scientists here on Bluesky.

Given <waves hands around> they may not necessarily be posting much about planetary science, but that's how it goes.

If you're a planetary scientist and want to be on the list, DM me!

11.01.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
three men (im not sure who’s on the left but christopher lee is in the middle and peter jackson is on the right). This is during the filming of the lord of the rings. christopher lee is holding the (LOTR fans pls be nice) scrying orb thing, the guy on the left is holding a camera pointing at the orb, and peter jackson has his hands held up framing the orb

three men (im not sure who’s on the left but christopher lee is in the middle and peter jackson is on the right). This is during the filming of the lord of the rings. christopher lee is holding the (LOTR fans pls be nice) scrying orb thing, the guy on the left is holding a camera pointing at the orb, and peter jackson has his hands held up framing the orb

cow standing in the surf with text saying β€œim so sick of terrible people getting away with terrible le things”

cow standing in the surf with text saying β€œim so sick of terrible people getting away with terrible le things”

david lynch with a microphone saying β€œokay lets try that again, but this time good”

david lynch with a microphone saying β€œokay lets try that again, but this time good”

meme of three cats with pictures of stock and broth on their faces because they’re β€œthe savory liquid brothers”

meme of three cats with pictures of stock and broth on their faces because they’re β€œthe savory liquid brothers”

are mood boards still a thing

12.01.2026 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am tired of being ruled by a living internet comments section.

12.01.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œThe U.S. has led an unprecedented age of cosmic discovery. Now Trump is trying to bring that age to an end, and right at the moment when answers to our most profound existential questions finally seem to be within reach,” @rossandersen.bsky.social reports. theatln.tc/LThKw0kY

10.01.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
A behind-the-scenes shot from Lord of the Rings, with Sauruman (Christopher Lee) holding one of the Palentirs while Peter Jackson and a cameraman set up the shot behind him.

A behind-the-scenes shot from Lord of the Rings, with Sauruman (Christopher Lee) holding one of the Palentirs while Peter Jackson and a cameraman set up the shot behind him.

showing the boys a sick rock i found

09.01.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2204    πŸ” 604    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 16
A disassociating cow standing in water at the beach with text saying "I'm so sick of terrible people getting away with terrible things."

A disassociating cow standing in water at the beach with text saying "I'm so sick of terrible people getting away with terrible things."

09.01.2026 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A graph of total number of submitted abstracts by year for the past six years inclusive.

A graph of total number of submitted abstracts by year for the past six years inclusive.

For those of you what like graphs, here's a plot of total (absolute) numbers of abstracts versus year since 2021 to now. (There was no LPSC in 2020 on account of COVID-19, and I can't be bothered to go back to 2019 or beyond because it's late and I'm tired.)

09.01.2026 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0