@rstevens.bsky.social
Entrepreneur, Forest Bathing Guide, Mindfulness Mentor, Happiness Coach, Master Ancient Tibetan Singing Bowl Artist, Intuitive Self-worth Coach, Mindful Alchemist, Master of Bio-Energetic Medicine, Spiritual Thought Leader, Visionary, Lawncare Professional
i’m an idea guy
09.03.2026 01:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0there’s a nice pistachio cream near the peanut butters down here. worth a look!
09.03.2026 00:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0transylvania had ancient biathlons
09.03.2026 00:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0dragon horny
09.03.2026 00:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i will go back in time and tell her
09.03.2026 00:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0they should do a version of dracula that is horny
09.03.2026 00:10 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0oh no but what if that AIs are conscious?????
08.03.2026 23:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you should make hagar’s beard match yours
08.03.2026 23:49 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my favorite is people who stop an entire street so you can take a left in front of them, then get annoyed that you want to follow the basic rules of the road
07.03.2026 19:10 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i’d be so happy if only 6 hours felt like 8
07.03.2026 18:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0look at this face!
06.03.2026 02:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’ve become lanyard curious
06.03.2026 01:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0we can put a horse on the moon but we can’t make a can of soup you can open with a rock???
06.03.2026 01:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
christ elliott as chris peterson in “get a life,” wearing his handsome boy modeling school hat
fuck firefly. bring back GET A LIFE.
06.03.2026 01:37 — 👍 48 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 1you moved from a country to a civilization
05.03.2026 19:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we’re number 1!!!
05.03.2026 19:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bring back linton!!!!
05.03.2026 19:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i bet velociraptors were smart and nice, like dogs
05.03.2026 19:10 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0you can generally tell if a photo of someone is AI because they’re smiling
05.03.2026 01:43 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0i got to tell emily that the rockin’ roller coaster closed to be turned into muppets. highlight of my week.
04.03.2026 01:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hit my head pretty hard today, and honestly? solid choice in 2026
04.03.2026 01:45 — 👍 27 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0there are classier universal studios mardi gras drink carts
04.03.2026 01:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it’s the only horror film for me
04.03.2026 01:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0interesting. i mostly agree.
04.03.2026 00:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0good call
04.03.2026 00:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it’s a word
04.03.2026 00:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0horsefeel
04.03.2026 00:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
mouthfeel
y/n?
my favorite candy from the 1900s was Tunguska Blasters®
03.03.2026 22:09 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1don’t threaten me with a good time. i refuse to have a good time.
03.03.2026 11:39 — 👍 32 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0