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look at this face!

06.03.2026 02:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i’ve become lanyard curious

06.03.2026 01:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

we can put a horse on the moon but we can’t make a can of soup you can open with a rock???

06.03.2026 01:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

christ elliott as chris peterson in “get a life,” wearing his handsome boy modeling school hat

fuck firefly. bring back GET A LIFE.

06.03.2026 01:37 — 👍 46 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0

you moved from a country to a civilization

05.03.2026 19:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we’re number 1!!!

05.03.2026 19:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bring back linton!!!!

05.03.2026 19:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i bet velociraptors were smart and nice, like dogs

05.03.2026 19:10 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

you can generally tell if a photo of someone is AI because they’re smiling

05.03.2026 01:43 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i got to tell emily that the rockin’ roller coaster closed to be turned into muppets. highlight of my week.

04.03.2026 01:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hit my head pretty hard today, and honestly? solid choice in 2026

04.03.2026 01:45 — 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

there are classier universal studios mardi gras drink carts

04.03.2026 01:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it’s the only horror film for me

04.03.2026 01:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

interesting. i mostly agree.

04.03.2026 00:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

good call

04.03.2026 00:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it’s a word

04.03.2026 00:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

horsefeel

04.03.2026 00:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

mouthfeel

y/n?

04.03.2026 00:32 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 11 📌 0

my favorite candy from the 1900s was Tunguska Blasters®

03.03.2026 22:09 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

don’t threaten me with a good time. i refuse to have a good time.

03.03.2026 11:39 — 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

whitely strieber’s communion, the book with the adorable alien on the cover

YOU’RE EVOLVING

02.03.2026 22:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

get thee some buckley’s mixture

02.03.2026 21:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the new fisherman’s friend extra-strong menthol double stuf oreo cookies are better than you’d think

02.03.2026 20:52 — 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0

Another week, another series of bizarre lies to construct and tell strangers in order to cope with this unbearable, monotonous farce

02.03.2026 13:24 — 👍 43 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

they were just that fresh

02.03.2026 11:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

midcentury gelatin salads are BACK

02.03.2026 01:15 — 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

big boy burger beyond

02.03.2026 00:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yeah, i think we’re full up on dumbasses right now

02.03.2026 00:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i somehow finished with over 100% cyber truck flip offs in february. ended the month simul-flipping two that were parked next to each other. yes, i am a hero.

01.03.2026 17:48 — 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

danny devito as miller

01.03.2026 11:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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