i somehow finished with over 100% cyber truck flip offs in february. ended the month simul-flipping two that were parked next to each other. yes, i am a hero.
01.03.2026 17:48 —
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danny devito as miller
01.03.2026 11:56 —
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dang
28.02.2026 23:35 —
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i love turning shit off!! i hope you eventually don’t hate it.
28.02.2026 02:50 —
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scientist, innovator, hero
28.02.2026 02:34 —
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two settings worth checking out: under accessibility >display & text size > reduce transparency (i can’t live without it) and accessibility > motion > reduce motion
28.02.2026 02:27 —
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ryanshole.com is much more affordable
27.02.2026 19:48 —
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holenews.com is available, just five grand!!!
27.02.2026 19:47 —
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does having pizza in the Dolphin count?
27.02.2026 15:43 —
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might get into post-modern snacking
27.02.2026 14:22 —
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a rather cubist photo of a can of OK Soda
www.sourcetype.com/editorial/80...
27.02.2026 14:21 —
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i called the pope and he says you’re #blessed
27.02.2026 12:12 —
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it’s not amazing for the ol’ mental momentum, but they are sweet
27.02.2026 01:21 —
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did he let you press the diet coke button
27.02.2026 01:12 —
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that’s how i live my whole life
27.02.2026 01:03 —
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i think i’m gonna stick to my own canonical viewing order: original, empire, phantom menace, last jedi
27.02.2026 01:02 —
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did they ever make that ninth star war? hard to top the eighth star war
27.02.2026 00:57 —
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it would be hard to get me to watch fewer movies, but i think they’re gonna pull it off
27.02.2026 00:54 —
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i miss when it was all corn
27.02.2026 00:46 —
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he can’t even order donuts
26.02.2026 19:51 —
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that class traitor!!!
26.02.2026 19:47 —
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Embrace your power. Accept no authority higher than your own. Except Grimace, bestower of Shamrock Shakes and he who decides when McRib is back
26.02.2026 18:48 —
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as soon as i am released from my prison on the moon in eighty-five years, i will open things back up
25.02.2026 23:15 —
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lower than anticipated
25.02.2026 23:14 —
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the honorary doctorate window has closed
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“Do you know the muffin man?”
“am I being detained? Am I free to go? I would like to remain silent until my lawyer is present.”
25.02.2026 16:34 —
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can i fly home with that?
25.02.2026 21:52 —
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if anyone wants to award me an honorary doctorate, i will be accepting degrees for ONE HOUR ONLY starting now
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