donβt threaten me with a good time. i refuse to have a good time.
03.03.2026 11:39 β π 25 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0@rstevens.bsky.social
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donβt threaten me with a good time. i refuse to have a good time.
03.03.2026 11:39 β π 25 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0whitely strieberβs communion, the book with the adorable alien on the cover
YOUβRE EVOLVING
get thee some buckleyβs mixture
02.03.2026 21:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the new fishermanβs friend extra-strong menthol double stuf oreo cookies are better than youβd think
02.03.2026 20:52 β π 22 π 2 π¬ 4 π 0Another week, another series of bizarre lies to construct and tell strangers in order to cope with this unbearable, monotonous farce
02.03.2026 13:24 β π 43 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0they were just that fresh
02.03.2026 11:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0midcentury gelatin salads are BACK
02.03.2026 01:15 β π 28 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0big boy burger beyond
02.03.2026 00:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yeah, i think weβre full up on dumbasses right now
02.03.2026 00:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i somehow finished with over 100% cyber truck flip offs in february. ended the month simul-flipping two that were parked next to each other. yes, i am a hero.
01.03.2026 17:48 β π 29 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0danny devito as miller
01.03.2026 11:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0dang
28.02.2026 23:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i love turning shit off!! i hope you eventually donβt hate it.
28.02.2026 02:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0scientist, innovator, hero
28.02.2026 02:34 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0two settings worth checking out: under accessibility >display & text size > reduce transparency (i canβt live without it) and accessibility > motion > reduce motion
28.02.2026 02:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ryanshole.com is much more affordable
27.02.2026 19:48 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0holenews.com is available, just five grand!!!
27.02.2026 19:47 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 2 π 1does having pizza in the Dolphin count?
27.02.2026 15:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0might get into post-modern snacking
27.02.2026 14:22 β π 15 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0a rather cubist photo of a can of OK Soda
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27.02.2026 14:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i called the pope and he says youβre #blessed
27.02.2026 12:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0From today STEEPLE is running on Webtoon as a Dark Horse Original. This includes the first five issues that have never been available online before. www.webtoons.com/en/supernatu...
27.02.2026 08:58 β π 127 π 42 π¬ 3 π 8
Small Mario was invented in 1897???
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itβs not amazing for the olβ mental momentum, but they are sweet
27.02.2026 01:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0did he let you press the diet coke button
27.02.2026 01:12 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0thatβs how i live my whole life
27.02.2026 01:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i think iβm gonna stick to my own canonical viewing order: original, empire, phantom menace, last jedi
27.02.2026 01:02 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0did they ever make that ninth star war? hard to top the eighth star war
27.02.2026 00:57 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0it would be hard to get me to watch fewer movies, but i think theyβre gonna pull it off
27.02.2026 00:54 β π 31 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0i miss when it was all corn
27.02.2026 00:46 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0