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REPORT: Every Shirt Either Too Long or Too Short

REPORT: Every Shirt Either Too Long or Too Short: https://reductress.com/post/report-every-shirt-either-too-long-or-too-short/

Woman Making Game-Time Decision Between ‘So Nice to Meet You’ and ‘So Good to See You Again’

Woman Making Game-Time Decision Between ‘So Nice to Meet You’ and ‘So Good to See You Again’: https://reductress.com/post/woman-making-game-time-decision-between-so-nice-to-meet-you-and-so-good-to-see-you-again/

REPORT: Friend Has Been Talking About Hike Longer Than She Was on It

REPORT: Friend Has Been Talking About Hike Longer Than She Was on It: https://reductress.com/post/report-friend-has-been-talking-about-hike-longer-than-she-was-on-it/

Woman’s Tote Bag Weighs 750 Pounds

Woman’s Tote Bag Weighs 750 Pounds: https://reductress.com/post/womans-tote-bag-weighs-750-pounds/

Group Trip Just Opportunity to See Who Can Poop the Stealthiest

Group Trip Just Opportunity to See Who Can Poop the Stealthiest: https://reductress.com/post/group-trip-just-opportunity-to-see-who-can-poop-the-stealthiest/

Gen Z Stare? Young Woman Looking Wistfully at House She’ll Never Be Able to Afford

Gen Z Stare? Young Woman Looking Wistfully at House She’ll Never Be Able to Afford: https://reductress.com/post/gen-z-stare-young-woman-looking-wistfully-at-house-shell-never-be-able-to-afford/

Man Unable to Express Love in Words Hoping Picture of Penis Will Do the Trick

Man Unable to Express Love in Words Hoping Picture of Penis Will Do the Trick: https://reductress.com/post/man-unable-to-express-love-in-words-hoping-picture-of-penis-will-do-the-trick/

How to Make Peace With Aging Until You Meet a New Young Person

How to Make Peace With Aging Until You Meet a New Young Person: https://reductress.com/post/how-to-make-peace-with-aging-until-you-meet-a-new-young-person/

REPORT: Ex Boyfriend Doesn’t Remember It That Way

REPORT: Ex Boyfriend Doesn’t Remember It That Way: https://reductress.com/post/report-ex-boyfriend-doesnt-remember-it-that-way/

I LIVED IT: The Plan That Was Far Away Is Now

I LIVED IT: The Plan That Was Far Away Is Now: https://reductress.com/post/i-lived-it-the-plan-that-was-far-away-is-now/

How to Get Your Parents a Birthday Gift by Waiting So Long the Eldest Daughter Panics and Does It All Herself

How to Get Your Parents a Birthday Gift by Waiting So Long the Eldest Daughter Panics and Does It All Herself: https://reductress.com/post/how-to-get-your-parents-a-birthday-gift-by-waiting-so-long-the-eldest-daughter-panics-and-does-it-all-herself/

Woman Officially Ages Out of Ability to Sit at Picnic Table Comfortably

Woman Officially Ages Out of Ability to Sit at Picnic Table Comfortably: https://reductress.com/post/woman-officially-ages-out-of-ability-to-sit-at-picnic-table-comfortably/

Young Woman Distances Self From Close Friends to Avoid Future Bridesmaid Responsibilities

Young Woman Distances Self From Close Friends to Avoid Future Bridesmaid Responsibilities: https://reductress.com/post/young-woman-distances-self-from-close-friends-to-avoid-future-bridesmaid-responsibilities/

Aw! This Girl Dad And Boy Mom Couldn’t Find Anything to Talk About so They Just Fucked

Aw! This Girl Dad And Boy Mom Couldn’t Find Anything to Talk About so They Just Fucked: https://reductress.com/post/aw-this-girl-dad-and-boy-mom-couldnt-find-anything-to-talk-about-so-they-just-fucked/

Why I’m Picking a Fight With Someone Who Already Agrees With Me on 99% of Issues

Why I’m Picking a Fight With Someone Who Already Agrees With Me on 99% of Issues: https://reductress.com/post/why-im-picking-a-fight-with-someone-who-already-agrees-with-me-on-99-of-issues/

Nice! Woman’s Wedding Photo Dump Does Not Include Single Shot of Groom

Nice! Woman’s Wedding Photo Dump Does Not Include Single Shot of Groom: https://reductress.com/post/nice-womans-wedding-photo-dump-does-not-include-single-shot-of-groom/

American Eagle Says Sydney Sweeney Ad Is and Always Was Just About Giving People Body Dysmorphia

American Eagle Says Sydney Sweeney Ad Is and Always Was Just About Giving People Body Dysmorphia: https://reductress.com/post/american-eagle-says-sydney-sweeney-ad-is-and-always-was-just-about-giving-people-body-dysmorphia/

Woman on Hike Awed by Nature’s Bountiful Lock Screen Options

Woman on Hike Awed by Nature’s Bountiful Lock Screen Options: https://reductress.com/post/woman-on-hike-awed-by-natures-bountiful-lock-screen-options/

Boyfriend Tasked With Applying Sunscreen to Your Back in Deep Shit

Boyfriend Tasked With Applying Sunscreen to Your Back in Deep Shit: https://reductress.com/post/boyfriend-tasked-with-applying-sunscreen-to-your-back-in-deep-shit/

Dog Also Wants to Look at Phone on Walk

Dog Also Wants to Look at Phone on Walk: https://reductress.com/post/dog-also-wants-to-look-at-phone-on-walk/

Woman Shocked by How Much Work She Can Get Done When She Just Works

Woman Shocked by How Much Work She Can Get Done When She Just Works: https://reductress.com/post/woman-shocked-by-how-much-work-she-can-get-done-when-she-just-works/

Woman’s Main Piece of Relationship Advice Is Always to Break Up

Woman’s Main Piece of Relationship Advice Is Always to Break Up: https://reductress.com/post/womans-main-piece-of-relationship-advice-is-always-to-break-up/

REPORT: You’re the Only Person Whose Shorts Ride Up in the Middle

REPORT: You’re the Only Person Whose Shorts Ride Up in the Middle: https://reductress.com/post/report-youre-the-only-person-whose-shorts-ride-up-in-the-middle/

‘I Swear I Usually Never Do This on a First Date,’ Says Woman Wearing Mouth Guard

‘I Swear I Usually Never Do This on a First Date,’ Says Woman Wearing Mouth Guard: https://reductress.com/post/i-swear-i-usually-never-do-this-on-a-first-date-says-woman-wearing-mouth-guard/

Donation Pile Turning Into ‘Wait Actually Maybe I Will Wear That One Day’ Pile

Donation Pile Turning Into ‘Wait Actually Maybe I Will Wear That One Day’ Pile: https://reductress.com/post/donation-pile-turning-into-wait-actually-maybe-i-will-wear-that-one-day-pile/

Crumbs on Bed About to Be Floor’s Problem

Crumbs on Bed About to Be Floor’s Problem: https://reductress.com/post/crumbs-on-bed-about-to-be-floors-problem/

REPORT: Ankle Socks Only Used When All Other Socks Ripped, Burned, or Otherwise Dead

REPORT: Ankle Socks Only Used When All Other Socks Ripped, Burned, or Otherwise Dead: https://reductress.com/post/report-ankle-socks-only-used-when-all-other-socks-ripped-burned-or-otherwise-dead/

Self-Conscious Pizza Maker Can Only Playfully Toss Dough in Air When No One Looking

Self-Conscious Pizza Maker Can Only Playfully Toss Dough in Air When No One Looking: https://reductress.com/post/self-conscious-pizza-maker-can-only-playfully-toss-dough-in-air-when-no-one-looking/

Woman Blasts Past Serving Size in First Two Bites

Woman Blasts Past Serving Size in First Two Bites: https://reductress.com/post/woman-blasts-past-serving-size-in-first-two-bites/

Weaponized Incompetence? Boyfriend Not Professional Photographer

Weaponized Incompetence? Boyfriend Not Professional Photographer: https://reductress.com/post/weaponized-incompetence-boyfriend-not-professional-photographer/