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[AI] Chicken Trump Trump's head on a fat chicken body

[AI] Chicken Trump holding a taco Trump's head with a chicken beak on a fat chicken body holding a taco

[AI] Trump with chickens and a taco Trump holding a taco, surrounded by four chickens with another sombrero-wearing chicken on his shoulder

Here have some #TACO pics haha (Trump Always Chickens Out) 🌮🐔😂🤣

It's amazing just how well deer can understand roads #deer #wildlife #smartanimals #roadsafety

Photo where M S 1 3 was added to the knuckles using photo editing software

I think I did at least as good as this right

Photo of Trump with M S 1 3 clearly tattooed on his forehead and it's definitely not Photoshopped (cause Photoshop is overkill; I did this with my phone's photo editor)

Holy shit y'all Trump is a member of MS-13! It's been tattooed right there on his forehead this whole time. How did we ever miss that

White House BLASTS Amazon's Plan To Show Tariff Costs Calling The Move 'A Hostile And Political Act'

From now on, every time I get a receipt that calls out sales tax, I'm going to throw a fit and tell the cashier how they are being hostile and political

Dow Jones down 10% since inauguration

S&P 500 down 14% since inauguration

Nasdaq down 20%(!) since inauguration

The stock market has jumped right out the window like an apocryphal broker in the Great Depression.

Elon's involvement in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race cost his candidate around 5% of the vote--even though he spent $25 million dollars on his behalf.

Elon's endorsee ran 5 points behind the other statewide Republican candidate. That's an unbelievably negative return on investment.

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My surgeon concurs. He is booking a stadium for use as an operating theater to accommodate for the size

A pair of giant pink balloons visible from space (Meta AI)

On this Transgender Day of Visibility, I have a booby call! (A consult with a surgeon 😜) I'm gonna be *real* visible soon. Thinking I'll go big enough to make them visible from space

John Roberts created a monster. It's about to eat him. The Supreme Court faces an existential dilemma of its own creation.

New in PN: John Roberts created a monster. It's about to eat him.

"After all, how can the rightwing justices expect a future president — particularly a Democratic one — to accept rulings limiting the exercise of their power from a Court that served as the judicial stooge of an aspiring dictator?"

I know which one I am chhosing, 100 times out of 100.

State Dept straight up saying they'll kick out any legal green card or other visa holder they want to, for whatever reason they want.

Right now it's "illegal activity" but clearly that is subject to change

Three years now since the highest point of my life. I wish I didn't have to think about it every day.

Usually I just ignore streaming ad breaks and look at my phone, but I gotta say these State Farm "Bateman instead of Batman" commercials are hilarious

"This Billy Madison reboot sucks shit." Photo of Trump signing executive order to gut the Department of Education while kids sit at school desks around him learning how to destroy democracy

💩💩💩

Elon Musk drinking coffee while surrounded by burning Teslas (generated by Meta AI) Caption at top: "this is fine"

Magas: "liberals don't know how to co-exist with people they disagree with"

Also magas: "people in the cities aren't part of actual <insert state here>"

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

this is CRAZY

Driving while high is hard to detect. States are racing to find a good tool Police are experimenting with various methods to determine whether drivers are under the influence of marijuana, but unlike alcohol, a number of factors make that difficult to know with certainty.

How about... who cares? If the driver can pass coordination and reaction time tests, they are safe to drive, even if they are high. If the driver cannot pass those tests, they are not safe to drive, even if they are sober. This is pretty simple. Don't test for substances, test for impairment.

"I had measles when I was a kid, and I turned out fine."

No shit. It's not like the people who didn't turn out fine are gonna say something, now are they 🙄

Vaccinate your kids, people.

Ok now do Trump

Judge halts deportation of Palestinian activist whose arrest was celebrated by Trump Mahmoud Khalil is a legal U.S. resident who had a prominent role in Columbia University protests.

Here's some (relatively) good news. Columbia University's Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil will remain in the country. Now if they would just let him go free...

EU lawmakers accuse US of ‘blackmailing’ Zelenskyy into ceasefire With transatlantic trust in disarray, MEPs call for Europe-led defense.

The European Parliament has accused the Trump administration of “blackmailing” Ukraine’s leadership into capitulating to Russia with a forced ceasefire.

A top economics reporter goes off script on national TV: “I am going to say this at risk of my job, but what President Trump is doing is insane.”

After it goes far enough negative, it will wrap around, and we'll have the biggest stock market gains in history! /s

holy shit elon is shook

Elon Musk (@elonmusk) on X: "Visual representation of the Social Security database" Photo: appears to be a wooden utility pole that has snapped, been wrapped in duct tape, and tied to another pole with some kind of cord

Having seen Elon's visual representation of a "truck," I think this just means he actually knows nothing about the Social Security database