There is similar, and similarly important, aviation advice.
Q: What should I do if the door comes open in flight?
A: *Fly the airplane.*
There is similar, and similarly important, aviation advice.
Q: What should I do if the door comes open in flight?
A: *Fly the airplane.*
Some of us call it our president
07.03.2026 19:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Intent matters to genre! Just ask folk music.
07.03.2026 19:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Turns out he still had a few pennies left after indulging his guitar habit.
07.03.2026 19:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I *was* curious: the pocket square clearly has the wrong number of stars on it, so it's not a legal US flag. But this sort of representation is covered by Β§3. Still a violation.
07.03.2026 19:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The only ones who need to be worried right now are the Cabinet members who think they're gonna stay out of prison.
07.03.2026 04:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sultans of Swing lyrics are good, actually
07.03.2026 03:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0On this of all days! Shame on you, sir.
07.03.2026 02:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0AMPHIGAARD
07.03.2026 00:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We're going to run "Walk of Life" under the thread credits
07.03.2026 00:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Knopfler wasn't any more famous than they were when he wrote it. Not his fault it was eventually a big hit.
07.03.2026 00:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Someone's [stretching out] and it's me" #joco
06.03.2026 21:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0this is, almost literally, a panel from next week's cartoon, written before I read this.
06.03.2026 19:13 β π 1103 π 129 π¬ 30 π 0It's not even clear that (B) is a live option
06.03.2026 20:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The French Laundry was an important restaurant, and it's had a good run, but nothing lasts forever.
06.03.2026 19:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'd like to say to these people, and this comes from a genuine place of a lesson I myself had to learn:
It is all right to have these sorts of thoughts. But they're inside thoughts.
The US government is going to have the same problem in the not too distant future. The question is whether anything short of "how and when they were shot" will suffice.
06.03.2026 19:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"What's your hobby?"
"Gladdening the hearts of airport bookstore managers."
Nothing lasts forever.
New hotness: "waiting for Chris"
They should adopt social media curation guidelines: block freely and often. Start PNGing American ambassadors left and right.
06.03.2026 18:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ah, well, call me judgmental
06.03.2026 18:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Even Kevin Hassett will have a job next year, if he's not in prison.
06.03.2026 18:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, βKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Trainβ
Screaming
05.03.2026 22:00 β π 16492 π 3347 π¬ 258 π 174The question is whether he's been better or worse for us than seven more years of Bruce Poliquin would have been. If you think that someone to the left of Golden could have won and held that seat, you need to show your work.
06.03.2026 02:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0one thing thatβs a little bit of a tell is how the most psychotic harassment accounts on this site are mostly hardcore Platner defenders
05.03.2026 22:03 β π 189 π 9 π¬ 12 π 1will no one rid me of this turbulent pedophile?
05.03.2026 22:00 β π 135 π 11 π¬ 3 π 03 years? I'll take the under.
05.03.2026 23:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Please note also that the sign is very ruggedly constructed, and I am prepared to tap it as hard as I need to"
05.03.2026 18:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0About "firing" time.
05.03.2026 18:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
We *need* more Goldens! And by "Golden" I mean a Democrat who can win and hold a seat in a red district.
Maine as a whole is not a red state. But the incumbency bias for Senators is powerful. Fortunately, 2026 is a very unusual election. Collins is very beatable this year.