Yash Kapoor

Total Woke Victory

Imagine being Andrew Cuomo watching this lmao

I was just rereading it after the movie and I lowkey forgot it went like that 💀

I’m going to vomit

okay, so, with Dems successfully keeping anyone up in 2026 for voting for this turd let's take a look at who's up in 2026 anyway:

1. Cory Booker - apparently involved behind the scenes, constantly looking for bipartisanship. I don't dislike him personally but he doesn't have what we need. Primary.

Hi @schumer.senate.gov and @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social! If you vote for this horrible deal, I will spend the next 4 years making sure you are both primaried and retired from the US Senate.

Zohran Mamdani polled +40% on men under 30. So we wasted all that time on all those think pieces about how we need a Joe Rogan for the left, when what we actually needed were *policies* for the left.

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

I don’t even live in New York and I fraudulently voted for Zohran 69 times

New York, today is the day. Get out there and vote for Mamdani. Yes, he's ahead in the polls, do not think that means he's got this locked. The biggest enemy to progress is the couch. Don't say "he's got this" and sit in, get up, get out there, and vote.

Is Phil Spencer tweaking out

Consider the source

Which ending 👀👀

James what does it smell like

Side note I’m so mad they’re not calling the upcoming event ultimatum again but I trust they’re saving it until they decide to blow it up again 😭

Honestly the fact they even did that gives me no hope of a kairi game 😭

Best they can do is a dance game where she transforms into Sora to fight Xehanort again

a close up of a cat making a funny face . Alt: a close up of a cat making a funny face .

Already seen a border patrol truck around the con. Make sure you got your ID if that matters anymore.

Wow you’re telling me $80 games that don’t have an insane customer base won’t work?

everything's a fucking movie now

Normal place to work

I’m at like 460 rn and terrified to continue but I must press on 😭

They called you “little bro”????

In the past 24 hours, Hakeem Jeffries has threatened Zohran Mamdani's political allies with primary challenges, but has said nothing about Grok's neo-Nazi outburst. He still uses X.

What if Democratic leaders fought against actual antisemitism as hard as they fight against the left?

average person online: have you seen what the race scientist said about him

average new yorker: omg its zohran mamdani

meanwhile the yakuza series:

Very funny that the Epstein client list was real according to Pam Bondi a couple of months ago and “sitting on my desk” (her words) for review!

care > punishment