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Lurking ditch-goblin ogling the fine people passing by.

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The Financial Times' Bryce Elder (@bryce.lol) wrote up a piece about my newsletter.
www.ft.com/content/fce7...

12.11.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 144    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The German version is a blacksmith brutalizing the devil. The moral is: don't fuck with blacksmiths, I guess.

11.11.2025 08:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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bluesky mods retire bitch

05.11.2025 12:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7710    ๐Ÿ” 1618    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 79    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

For once I'm giddy for the US to wake up. The amount of copies and wild rationalisation by the worst people will be a balm for my soul.

05.11.2025 07:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dick Cheney finally died and hell, somehow, just became a bit worse.

04.11.2025 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands

RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands

RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-greets-trick-or-treaters-with-big-bowl-of-ape-glands/

31.10.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2593    ๐Ÿ” 461    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Finally saw Mad God by Phil Tippet, and it is so beautiful it takes your breath away.

It is also horrendous and disgusting.

I will have to rewatch it a couple of times with some longer pauses in between to think about it.

29.10.2025 05:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This gives me life. Had me also think about a German punk song about a mean nan who builds a slingshot to throw bricks at Nazis.

27.10.2025 05:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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26.10.2025 05:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Italian Senator left Jeffrey Sachs literally speechless and shocked by calling him a liar and a propagandist.

It happened on Prime Time Italian television.

Priceless ๐Ÿคฉ

[ENG SUB]

(The 2nd part in the next tweet)

24.10.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 634    ๐Ÿ” 227    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 71

I queued it for when I finish Children of Ruin

24.10.2025 07:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, the locals have a wonderful way to record phonetics and pass them on as chants. To add a further layer of context separation, when they meet scholars from the south, centuries later, they will chant the mnemonics for the phonetics recorded by the witnesses of the heroic era.

17.10.2025 07:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Guarda, Guarda", "Three Men in a Boat", and "Bar Sport" by Stefano Benni engraved in platinum plates and then deposited in an underground safe on the moon.

15.10.2025 07:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally read "Children of Time", and I loved it. It was harsh, with sometimes misery pouring from the pages like it was written by Giovanni Verga, but it was well worth it.

14.10.2025 09:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*adult converts

10.10.2025 05:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The issues the schismatics will fight for will be borderline incomprehensible for everyone not specialising in "Culture of 2025 (fourth Quartal(adult concerts(Catholicism)))"

10.10.2025 05:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe the stars will align and I'll experience a Milwaukee anti-pope during my lifetime. The theology will be amazing, Vatican III will be disputed for ages .

10.10.2025 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, you have still to declare it, but in an uncomplicated way. What you have (had) sounds like a nightmare akin to the Italian tax forms.

09.10.2025 07:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We have that here is that up to a certain amount of money per year can come from unspecified "Side and freelance activities". Once you pass that things become complicated.

09.10.2025 07:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's great!

09.10.2025 07:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For once I'm kind of happy with my government 's position

08.10.2025 07:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Germany voices opposition to Chat Control, tilting the balance.

Germany voices opposition to Chat Control, tilting the balance.

๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Germany is AGAINST Chat Control:

Jens Spahn: "We as the CDU/CSU parliamentary group are against indiscriminate monitoring of chats. That would be like preemptively opening all letters to check whether there's something illegal in them. That's not acceptable, that won't happen under our watch."

07.10.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 286    ๐Ÿ” 162    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

If they could solve assholes then we would have been catapulted in an utopia. But no, they don't solve, they are management tools. Which means I agree that we shouldn't fetishize them, but that I understand the focus they get in the US of A, at least considering what I see of them from outside.

30.09.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obviously using them all is, probably, excessive, but it's quite possibly the reaction of having been burned badly in the past.

30.09.2025 06:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As I understand it there is a wider culture of play involving playing with strangers, and in a society with embedded entitlement and businesses-poisoned, it helps to have external contracts to point to to handle unknown assholes.

30.09.2025 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it comes also from a forced (and, probably, necessary) separation of social circles and play groups. This became even more accentuated in recent decades.

30.09.2025 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Title:
I was reincarnated as a tailor in a world of nudists and now I have to dress assassin orphans in suits!?

29.09.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Second table:
+ Strictly optional clothing
+ Except for belts
+ Kinky nonsense punishments
+ Armour of dubious utility
+ Healing massages (steamy)
+ Nobody ages (maybe)
+ Also, laces and collars...

I need an adult.

29.09.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First table:
+ Generic pantheon
+ Orphanage that turns girls into killers
+ Only gold coins
+ Incredibly oppressive adventurer's guild
+ Theocracy of the enormous tits
+ Society dedicated to one piece of earth media
Also, sky pirates...

Bootleg, fantasy John Wick-verse...

29.09.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I Was Reborn Into Another Randomly Generated World?

29.09.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 335    ๐Ÿ” 128    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

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