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Over half of albemarle county was liberated from slavery that day as the Union line reached them, including hundreds of people held in captivity by the university's professors, students, and the school itself.

Today is Liberation and Freedom Day In Charlottesville!

March 3, 1865, is when word of liberation from slavery reached the area.

A reminder below that much of what we experience as Cville/UVA culture was built by enslaved individuals & families.

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Baby eating: it's the Zeitgeist
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Couple days ago someone said "have you seen what they're posting on Insta about Jim Carrey?" and I replied "no, but he eats babies, doesn't he". I believe this to be the gospel truth.

I should use this as my "band portrait" on Bandcamp, shouldn't I

This, in a nutshell, is the Grand Banks Difference.

As someone who has dealt with no small amount of bill collectors, it always gives me great satisfaction to tell the ones still looking for my dad that he is, in fact, really just dead as all hell.

Best Trump has looked in his entire life

"No stupid rules of engagement" says a man who has never looked down the barrel at another person.

A flyer for a show at the Raven room March 6 presented by nothing is sacred. Bands playing include Swiss LeadHate THC and Blastocist.

The show is going to absolutely rip.

Trump cares about popularity because he’s a narcissist. Trump is enough of a narcissist, incurious cruel and stupid enough, to want to believe (and thus, believe) that all the horrible policies he comes up with are popular because the vast majority of what he reads is positive news about himself.

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

I think it’s cool when the gyre is widening. And it actually rocks that the falcon can no longer hear the falconer. it’s the time of really rad dudes

Not gonna rag anyone for how they vote or don’t vote, but as a fellow Nader voter, we get to kick each other in the nuts, right?

I'm hearing reports that the elderly despotic leader is now afraid to reenter the capital and is attempting to establish a functioning government in a gilded palace located in a remote southern part of the country.

This is shallow and beside the point, like I am in general, but boy am I glad I never bought in to him.

But it’s not 69 degrees

*when

A digital illustration of a black crowned night heron in profile looking right, with a prominent bright red eye making them look especially expectant. Standing on a rock with green river-like swirly colors behind. The drawing is framed by a simple line, and under the frame lettering reads, 'Maybe it will happen today'.

This is how I've felt for ten years, and for maybe five I've been grateful that I've been privileged enough to feel this way for only ten.

Going to the RV show at the Richmond Raceway gonna have some subtext today I'll tell you what

Oh so suddenly it was Iran. Gee, if you're at war with a foreign power that already rigged your elections... you'll probably need to cancel the next lot of elections, or take them under state control, or guard polling stations with troops... or something like that...

hey we're doing an operation called Based Epic Chad. lol. everybody will think this is awesome. we will never end up like Mussolini

Boy, isn’t this sentiment just evergreen

this is excellent advice that i wish i’d seen before i got up to take a leak

“Operation Look At My Big Cool Dick” was, of course, already taken.

Fuck our country and fuck you.

Anyway, my null hypothesis is that any Trump appointee is a sex criminal robbing their own agencies, so I'm not about to get my hopes up about NASA.

yes they are