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Professional Palm Reader
Sometimes my friends would send me memes at 7:30 in the morning and I would wonder if that person was being responsible or did an all nighter
15.11.2025 16:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Upgraded my Premiere Pro by not pirating the new 2025 version I found on piratebay
15.11.2025 06:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BRICS is like the five horsemen of 1984
Brazil: Poverty
Russia: Oligarchy
India: All the above
China: Surveillance state
South Africa: Racism
youtu.be/HA8-D0rOoeI
Maruhi Academy: Ghost Kanjis
Getting hit in the back of your head tastes like iron
07.11.2025 08:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Wikipedia for NYC mayoral election 2025
Is this the best photo of Cuomo they had lmao
Dogs in English go woof but in Japanese they go Wan
Cats in English go meow but in Japanese they go Nyan
We have different sounds for every animal except for Crows. In both languages they go Kaw/γ«γ‘
Why would anyone want to have coffee in an airplane
Even if it's only an hour long flight I can think of so many reasons not to
It doesent feel guilty to sleep on a plane
Its the only mode of transportation that will wake you up when you reach your destination
Coffee makes you want to shit
03.11.2025 04:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Writers always give their characters birthdays like January 1 or February 22
Name a character born on a fucking September 29
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01.11.2025 07:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If they ever do a live action Toy Story your dog needs to play the role of Scud
27.10.2025 08:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's sad seeing regular road kill
It's even sadder seeing human road kill
Was getting bored of the daily grind so I started experimenting changing up my morning routine a little
Coffee mixed with jam 7/10
Coffee mixed with Cola 5/10
Coffee mixed with yogurt 6/10
If the BlueJay's actually win the whole thing I'll have to get rid of my prejudice against them
25.10.2025 03:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A good character design is one which can be identified by its silhouette
24.10.2025 05:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Worst prank idea: if you're in a theater watching Schindlers List just start laughing like crazy at the most inappropriate times
23.10.2025 21:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
youtu.be/iM7fDsKkebM
2 min video about earthquakes
Jurchen 3k viewers honestly not bad
Looks like people like Jurchens more than the Khitans
Westaboos vs Weeaboos video is so good in my head hopefully I can replicate it irl
19.10.2025 17:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Idk why but whenever I see an Indian security man I feel a wave of calm immediately. Nothing will ever get past that man
18.10.2025 21:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LynY...
Maruhi Academy: Jurchen Script
Holy shit I'm almost done with the Jurchens video
I'm drawing so fast I'm spending time shading the sides a little
Maruhi Life Hacks: Eating curry with rice is the norm but have you ever try Curry with Bread? Changes your life
13.10.2025 17:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If the Khitan video gets 1k views I'll begrudgingly call it good enough
13.10.2025 00:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I tried this "Leave in" Conditioner for my hair about a month ago and since then my hair has a whiff of vanilla pudding and it's pissing me off
11.10.2025 16:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
youtu.be/flRP51LwgAs
Khitan Large Script and Khitan Small Script
It's 2025 and they still haven't invented a sink that displays what temperature you set it to
09.10.2025 19:25 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Do not trust the person you think you are when you're alone
08.10.2025 22:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0