Ratstopher

pretty incredible to publish this official executive order days before the largest deadly air crash in nearly 20 years occurs

We should bring back the term robber baron, I can think of a few people today that might fit that bill.

Same! We need more shows like lower decks.

you are loved, we will win

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.

Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

I’m sick of living in unprecedented times, why can’t they just be precedented times?

I've been posting too many normie bangers lately, my replies have been miserable.

Invisible by Duran Duran is hitting too close to home today

Nazis: "that's a nazi salute"

Historians: "that's a nazi salute"

Average person: "that's a nazi salute"

The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."

two monsters are standing next to each other in a cave ALT: two monsters are standing next to each other in a cave

Trump is the emperor who is actively dying of old age

While Elon is somehow a less cunning chamberlain with no charisma

Rfk is the super snotty gross one

a statue of a monster with horns is sitting on a throne . ALT: a statue of a monster with horns is sitting on a throne .

All the incoming presidential cabinet members give me Skeksis vibes.
Greedy, power hungry, gross, and worst of all wrinkly.

TLDR: There is nothing enforceable for the immediate future. It will take months or years to implement this via rulemaking or bureaucratic changes which are then subject to legal challenge. While it's worrying, there's no immediate change yet for most trans people. Do not comply in advance.

Help there are so many porn bots

They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul

the goal of discord chats is to never be the last voice in the conversation cause if you do that means you killed the conversation with your cringe and you must receive retribution to free yourself of your sins

It ain’t the Radahn festival until Alexander shows up

I feel like most of the characters from Jojos bizarre adventure would be great at drag.
They have the attitude, the look, and most importantly the stage presence.

Non-binary? That’s boring and passive
Quantum gender? That pops, it lets people know you mean business

My ideal 🍃 rotation:
1. Gonzo (my favorite muppet/badass)
2. Melinoe (Hades 2, I shouldn’t have to elaborate for any hades character)
3. General Grievous (Star Wars baby!!!, why do you think he coughs all the time? Plus his eyes are a dead giveaway that he’s blasted all the time)

This post goes out to all my skaven fans!

I want a comic where the council of 13 all decide to 🍃 and eat warpstone.

The twist: they all get super paranoid and over analyze each other death note style.

Ancient humans used to worship and venerate women,
Look at us now smh 😔

pope francis: Before I die, I'm naming Snoop Dogg as king of a new Holy Roman Empire cardinal: Can Francis really do that? cardinal 2: there's no rule that says Dogg can't be emperor cardinal 1: Oh shit, he's dead cardinal 2: and he’s flipping us off crucifix style cardinal: he truly was the most progressive pope

#comic #comics

“Sometimes the courtesy flush is just for yourself”

-Bane (from Kite Man Hell Yeah!)

game - warframe Xaku Prime with a non-binary flag color scheme, big demon wings, and a purple cape

this is what all enbys want to look like tbh

Someone on Twitter writes: "Unfortunately die work wear or whatever is a psyop to turn men into women . Cuz why the hell else would he be telling them to dress that gay"

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

The modern duel: kids riding their bikes toward each other with a foam noodle in one hand to see who can knock off the party hat on top of the other’s helmet first. Chivalry is not dead.

(I’m at the farmers market)

This just in: Twink meta founder wants more manly men in his company

New Year’s resolution: stare back into the souls of people who stare at me

It’s time to begin my holy trek to the bass pro shop pyramid to watch the fish swim around