*uses echolocation to find the clit*

sending my lesbian sister dean winchester thirst traps because sexuality means nothing when it comes to him😭.

*about to have sex*

"BUT FIRST, A RIDDLE"

why is pedro pascal so sexy

im getting that itch to look weird again

men love girl talk

a bowl of rice and and beans as a post work out snack>>>

being dirty at the gym is such republican behavior. like you’re stretching on the bathroom floor? i know you have a maga hat

trying to make my migraine glasses look cool

holy shit prince eric has me blushing

I will never travel through the desert on a horse with no name

if the little mermaid taught me anything, it’s to shut the fuck up

30 min into my work out and im still fucking freezing

The world needs more genuine heroes and fewer wannabe Lex Luthors

cap v dolf

i love comic books

lmao…so…no. kinda iconic

I can’t believe ‘Keeping Up With The Insurrectionists’ got a second season.

*screaming into the void*
who the fuck opened

the fact that the new captain america movie comes out on valentine’s day is a sign. he’s my soul mate

bottomed out from my birth control and had the hardest shift of my life. i need a hug

i’m about to have a nervous breakdown

omg congrats! we love an adhd queen

you know what, i hope carrie underwood gets cheated on again

thinking about the hot priest from fleabag this morning

something about me is that i’ll always laugh at my own jokes

seeing a trainer at the gym do pull ups like nothings is wild. i’m dying from 30lbs

Hard to believe I'm part of the most advanced species to ever exist given how often I bite the inside of my own mouth

this work out is powered by skinny pop and heart shaped candy 🙂‍↔️

michelle obama is protecting her peace 🤭-sophia