Stefan Mohamed

Original first line of Hunter S. Thompson’s Fear And Loathing In South Wiltshire.

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

Meta has a history of torturing their moderators and providing NOTHING in the way of mental health care. How do I know? Because I used to be a moderator for Meta and I got a $3,500 settlement for the PTSD they gave me.

When we tried to unionize, they moved their moderation to the Philippines.

downloading this app specifically to hunt these people with a big piece of wood

the psychological toll of spending so much time hating is not zero!

am I "neurospicy" yes but only like. lemon & herb.

doctors are suggesting his brain be removed and donated to someone more deserving

mogg the rod maxx the child

not the worst aspect but god I hate this language. "exploit our generosity". the contemptuous arrogance of it. fuck off

HMS Boglin is too mouldy to go to war (black mould, landlord will not reply to emails)

heavy is the rod that spares the child

Keir Starmer is so ruthlessly committed to dialectics that he is constantly distancing himself from the man he was yesterday, who is a clown and a coward

Some quick back-of-the-envelope arithmetic indicates that this "cash boost" will support the National Year of Reading by giving each public library enough money for a one-time purchase of two (2) additional books for their collections or cover approximately three (3) man-hours of staffing.

just to get out ahead of any "what do you mean we" commentary. we produce guys like this in greater numbers than any civilization in history. there is currently no plan whatsoever to stop making guys. we should have a plan. we need to hobble these guys with crippling taxes and restrict their rights

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

be interesting to see whether the "watched the first couple on DVD at a sleepover aged 13" demographic has much box office clout in 2026

watched the Scary Movie 6 trailer out of morbid curiosity. kind of charmed that they seemingly haven't updated the approach at all in 20+ years. they've got pronoun jokes and Terrifier references but the tone of the whole thing is squarely stuck in 2002, complete with Eminem needle drop. quaint!

Think there is something to be written about how bad the news environment has got for people who want to keep up with politics but don't have the time/knowledge to go beyond the flagships.

All Europeans will pay the price for their leaders' reaction to the 🇺🇸🇮🇱 attack on Iran this weekend.

European leaders (all except Pedro Sanchez) have now accepted the end of international law.

The consequences of this will be felt not for weeks, not for years, but for decades

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

🚨 It looks like the UK government is gearing up to upend copyright law in favour of AI companies, legalising the theft of their work.

This is despite creatives' huge protests, and despite previous proposals being roundly rejected by the public.

Please spread the word.

🧵 1/4

this is so very true

tom philip, moron. It's fucked up that the dog from frasier probably thought it was all real

so am I! You're not special!!

"thanks for sending us your work, sorry you were ever born"

rejection from one I was really strongly hoping was going to be an acceptance. important in these situations to remember that I suck both as a writer and as a person and should not just give up but exclude myself from society

The scene from the Simpsons where homer is defiantly standing against the robots at Itchy and Scratchy Land. The simpson family all have nation flags on them. Homer is the USA, Bart is Israel, Marge is Britain, and Lisa is Canada.

"No one gets to persecute their citizens except me, and maybe the boy!"

HEATHCLIFFE
IT'S ME
YOUR COUSIN, MARVIN HEATHCLIFF

When you were a kid, did you ever meet another kid who was clearly out of their mind, and incredibly troubled and destructive, who made you really uncomfortable to be around, and you just hoped that they would grow up to… Not be like that?

And then they grew up to be even worse?