Looks like Samuel Clemens in the front row (holding a quill). If that was the artists intention, I assume the gentleman sitting next to him is another writer (he looks familiar, but I can't quite place him).

Relatable. Condolences & felecitations!

Preview of news program with title "who should be fed chair?"

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

"Low Tax" states like FL sound good on paper, but they're a rip-off in practice:
If you live in NY you have higher mortgage interest, property and income tax. All (partially) tax deductible.
You CAN'T deduct homeowners insurance premiums or condo fees (which are exponentially higher in FL).

MASH in Space.

Lemony Snicket

lathe kink is some freaky-ass shit. yeah, i said it.

ICE didn't even exist until 2003. INS handled immigration enforcement before that, and they're perfectly capable of doing so again. Frankly, I'd go further: we need to wind down DHS and restore cabinet positions to the agencies it absorbed (like FEMA). It's a failed experiment.

It is the dishonorable macaroni of a unwell mind.

techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

mammal-washing

Hard, but not impossible. We can have good things!

welp, those are the lyrics to La Bamba now. it'll be a confusing adjustment for some folks, but I don't make the rules.

I bring a “Tally ho!” energy to the mushroom hunt that gets old

Technically they can't *prevent* gallivanting. They just prohibit it so they aren't responsible for any injuries you incur in the process. Gallivant at your own risk.

An image depicting an orange cat in a long flower pot (or possibly a hairy baguette).

Meanwhile on Bodega Cats:

Teeth are luxury bones. Only the wealthy can afford to fix them when something goes wrong.

“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago

“we need to be nicer to men” bro they overturned women’s constitutional right to an abortion three years ago

Congressman Ronny Jackson Congressman Ronny Jackson Representing Texas' 13th District

THANK YOU. I'm a 3rd generation healthcare professional in Texas. My congressional rep is an MD & he voted for this BS. I'm donating to your campaign, but if Floridians want to work out their grievances in the meantime, please feel free to blow up Ronny Jackson's phone/email/fax jackson.house.gov

....I'll see myself out...

fun fact: cat bread is not just born, it is reborn.

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

I'm sure yor cat was awesome. You seem like a good steward of critters. I'm sorry for your loss.

The change dramatically lowers the annual and aggregate borrowing limits for both undergraduate and graduate degrees *during a deepening staffing shortage*. It's especially galling because Chiropractors and Theologians (hardly in short supply) maintained their professional degree status.

A key driver of the nursing shortage is the lack of nursing professors. Nursing professors require at least a Masters degree. The downstream effects of this short-sighted shitshow will be catastrophic.

Like many places these days, Scotland lets the public name their snow plows. But they take it up a notch and offer a live tracking map so you can follow Thistle Grit Through, Robert Brrrns and Ice Sweeper Willie on their rounds

www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-trac...

Tag team. I have no combat training but I'm a 3rd generation healthcare professional with years of pandemic rage. Tap. Me. In.

"The department determined that the following programs were professional: medicine, pharmacy, dentistry, optometry, law, veterinary medicine, osteopathic medicine, podiatry, chiropractic, theology and clinical psychology."