Hitler killed himself, italian citizens killed Mussolini, and I think Hirohito remained in power until his death in 1989. We didn't "take out" any of them, yo.

the odds are good but the goods are meh

SMUT FROM COMMUNISTS

Some excellent headlines from the April 1963 National Eagle, the Portland, OR newspaper edited by the future chair of the Oregon Republican Party.

I'm really struggling to determine if that's better or worse than a live deer.

This will either be extremely effective or catastrophically traumatizing. I honestly can't tell which is more likely.

You also left before Musk took over the platform (and algorithm) in 2022.

Croque monsieur & madame. You've been telegraphing your depravity for decades, but the truth was so horrifying that we never connected the dots...

*technically there are like 46, but I try to stay out of the fanboy debate about whether those are all cannon.

That's cool that he's finally getting into Jesus, but he's clearly missed some critical world-building & exposition by skipping the first 39* books in the series - like that amazing arc in the Book of Job (as a completely random example).

Can confirm. He looks like my bigoted neighbor, Randy (a divorced Texan that gets 4 hours of supervised visitation with his kids once a month). I guess rank xenophobia transcends borders, eh?

Demon core experiment

roses are red
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do

COURTSHIP 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 CONTINUUM 👏

[Werner Herzog voice]

Loaded Potato Skins cooking instructions. Air Fryer: Load basket with potato skins, cheese side up.

cheese down
skin up
that's the way I fuck it up

A Pale Tussock Moth, hanging out on my finger, while embarrassingly overdressed for June.

5. This gentleman on my finger, meanwhile, is a Pale Tussock Moth: probably one the most demanding and priggish high-performance moths I've ever met.

A Small Magpie Moth on my living room ceiling, listening to the third West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band album.

3. This is a Small Magpie. As you can see, it is, to all outward appearances, not currently in a relationship, so when you see it, be sure to say "Good morning Mr Magpie, and how's your wife?" to avoid bad luck.

Photo of a sketch of a Neanderthal. The headline reads: Scientists Growing Neanderthal 'Minibrains', Will Connect Them to Crab Robots

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

They're a bit bigger than dalmatians, but you still need a ton of them for a single garment.

He's either eaten zero babies or numerous babies. If he got away with it once, he wouldn't stop. Restraint isn't really his strong suit.

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

yes

37? In a row?

...beer & brats at Woketoberfest

Heat Map of January 6th Defendants Across the United States A new public resource with interactive national map of January 6th defendants with lessons on political violence and violent extremism.

www.justsecurity.org/104036/heat-...

9 J6 rioters were arrested in Tarrant County, TX. 2 were affiliated with the proud boys.

Exhibit A: a map of J6 rioters arrested in Tarrant County (more than some *states*)

It's been so long since we had a win, I forgot how it felt.

It really does. We're a minority majority state, FFS! We're primed for a flip with minimal groundwork, but the DNC keeps funneling all of their campaign resources to the damn rust belt.

I feel this. My county (TX) has *twice* the population of Wyoming. CA & TX are both preposterously underrepresented.