HotwheelsMaster69 @bartstlejorts

i think about biodigital jazz like, twice a day

14.11.2025 19:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ted Danson in the moonlight

14.11.2025 17:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spit on that thang!

14.11.2025 17:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me, hyping up the boys before we hit the bars

14.11.2025 14:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I got Hurricane Katrina 😟

14.11.2025 03:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if you have a room temperature IQ this shit probably goes real hard

13.11.2025 20:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(WHY IS ONLY) One of these things is not like the other

13.11.2025 19:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Surely has nothing to do with this

13.11.2025 17:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no one on this planet loves to kick darby allin's ass more than darby allin and every week i watch to see him one up himself and every week i go "damn. he did it again"

13.11.2025 16:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@actualnames.bsky.social

13.11.2025 16:15 — 👍 43 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

damn sounds a lot like "drain the swamp" with a few more words

13.11.2025 15:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HUH?

13.11.2025 03:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Moxley stapled Orange Cassidy's hands into his pockets!!

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i, for one, am glad charlie kirk died.

12.11.2025 19:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SHE IS ALL TIME BAD AT THIS

12.11.2025 19:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I simply wouldn't have been affected by the Pluribus virus. I'm built different

12.11.2025 03:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LETS GO NATS

(do they say this? i hope so.)

11.11.2025 22:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What, you don't like number go up?

11.11.2025 17:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

11.11.2025 14:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HE WOULD ALSO BE LIKE 220 YEARS OLD? WHO GIVES A SHIT

11.11.2025 14:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is my daily and it fucks! couldn't be better

10.11.2025 21:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanksgiving! It's that one time of the year that we all Conglomerate with the people we love – and with the people who aren't as easy to love.

Join the AEW family for Thanksgiving Eve #AEWDynamite on TBS and Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision on TNT, both streaming on HBO Max!

10.11.2025 18:32 — 👍 597 🔁 187 💬 33 📌 110

i hope your shit your pants everday until your grave

10.11.2025 18:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

still Muse's best song.

10.11.2025 18:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's the best food in the country and it's not close

10.11.2025 16:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dyson V8 handheld for my 1100 sq ft house. 1 dog (that sheds for 2) and one cat. It kicks ass. Gets everything up it rolls over. On sale at Sam's (probably Costco too?) for like $250 ( ab half what we paid)

10.11.2025 04:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shut up AP. You don't know me or my clean mouth

10.11.2025 04:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Socialism is what they called public power.

Socialism is what they called social security.

Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.

Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.

—Harry Truman, 1952

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Pre-creamed jeans

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