Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Picard's ready room. Picard is sitting like a normal guy at a desk in his uniform and across him is a hoighty toighty looking Vulcan lady with a tall hat and some fancy official looking clothing and accessories sitting across from him. Standing with hands resting on the 3rd chair is Mr. Data, in uniform. Closed caption reads, "Mr. Data, based"

punished jan

Developing a strategy to outwit the other Pokemon trainers in Z-A that I call "having six Pokemon"

A man is burning to death. He says "Help ME! Oh God I'm burning to death!' As his flesh melts he shrieks "AHHHH THE AGONY!" He shouts "help me! help me!" to two other men watching him die. One man says "bro's crashing out." The other one winces and says "cringe."

Wholesome 😊

Xbox 360 Dollars Per Year

10yo daughter: My only goal as an older sibling is to protect my younger sibling from all life challenges and to be their biggest life challenge

Me: where’d you get that from?

D: my own twisted mind

Ya true. Like if you're a nazi you deserve to fuck off

timmy turner evolves into johnny test evolves into danny phantom I don't make the rules man

pokemon

silksong ragebait

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[Q]
Are you listening to music?

[A]
yeah.

[2008]

[Q]
How many tampons would it take to absorb the ocean?

[A]
Ellevity Billion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or just the one your mom uses. ;D

[2008]

Tinkaton exists

Hell yeah

Person in a party hat giving a presentation and it says The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out

;)

garleans think they're so cool but they've got names like Penis las Vegas

Orc city bitch, orc orc city bitch
Ten ten ten twenty on yo elvish bitch

WHAT

CONGRATS!!

Is there any preemptive bullshit i should know

That's facts

No!! He needs that!!

i assume this is what MMO raid screenshots look like to people that don't play MMOs

cropped screenshot from yakuza 5 (2012) of Taiga Saejima having a conversation with celebrity chef Tatsuya Kawagoe (who exists in real life) SAEJIMA: So, cooking is a combination of ingredients? I'll try remembering that when I eat.

Frasier Tactics logo

Do they have a bowl of ice