The renovations will no doubt include removal of all references to JFK

Be thankful you don't have Vietnamese cable TV. Programming breaks up to 10 minutes in length but they're not advertising products, just station promos often for the program that they're interrupting several times in one break!

He's been banging on about 100 200 300 400 500% cuts in prices for quite a while. Is the nobody in the White house brave enough to explain to the infant how percentages work?

"I fly economy and I am a great man and I could fly economy for the rest of my life and I'd still be a great man. But most people around this table are pissants and they could fly first class for the rest of their lives and they'd still be pissants." ~Gough Whitlam

Not just their free travel and their spouses but the sporting events they go to should be curtailed. I'm sure these companies that donate the VIP tickets are doing it for purely altruistic reasons and don't expect any favours.

I wishthe government would put as much effort into tax avoidance/evasion as they do into Centrelink payments

If they just black out the names, everyone reading the files will automatically replace the black with Trump

If they put 10% of the effort and money that they put into penalizing social security recipients into reining in the top 1% and subsidies for international corporations they could raise everybody well above the poverty line

Mike Johnson. Owner of the world's thinnest bible

Make Argentina Great Again

Those bits have been redacted.

Typical climate denial deflection. Solar/wind projects are not about cooling, theyre about slowing the temperature increase.
Like most politicians, from both sides of the house, he's worried about losing fossil fuel "donations"or as they'd be called in most businesses - bribes.

Tell 'em they're dreamin'.

It might be worth getting your copies notarized, then they can't argue they're not genuine copies.

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I bought a ute on a Friday, 7:00 Saturday morning my neighbor was knocking on my door to ask if I could 'help' him pick up a load of bricks

If it wasn't Epstein, then who was it who gave Donald phone number of the Slovenian escort agency?

All references to love and compassion have been redacted from their bibles.

They could always cut Government spending by stopping shovelling money into their mates pockets