𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬!

NYAHAHAHAHA, YOU KNOW IT~
OMG you know like, JUST what girls wanna hear...

// i kinda wanna make this a dr muse thats a little more Serious
catty sounds like an OK choice but also maybe someone else... suggestions?

Uhm, not just "another" cute cat.
I'm the cutest cat EVAR!!!

Hopefully by a couple she means like... a couple dozen. Catty's belly is soooo empty right now...
She'll eat just about ANYTHING.

Omigawd, like... can SHE try?? She's super duper hungry...
Bet she won't even end up getting honey on her face!!

Who wants to see how fast I can eat large pepperoni pizza???
I'll totally show you... but I need a large pepperoni pizza first.

See, Catty's NOT weird for doing the same thing with peanut butter jars, okay??
It's called "reuse, reduce, recycle".

...Anyways, like I was saying, turns out fireworks DON'T fizz on your tongue like pop rocks if you bite into them.
So I had to give Bratty twenty bucks but then she drove me to the hospital so we're like... karmically balanced now!

Maybe you'll find her asleep in YOUR bed!!

This heat's SUCH a drag. I just wanna like... lie in bed all day and sweat.

Mreeeeooooow.

A covert advertising gig, or just general trashiness? Can you ever really tell the difference with this girl?

She'll fall asleep just about anywhere, especially if "anywhere" includes sprawled out in an alley with her legs open and clothes missing. LMAO.

Gurl...
If he dies he dies.

❝ 𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫, 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐞!

𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐃𝐚𝐲!❞
✰♡✰♡✰♡✰♡✰♡✰♡✰♡✰♡

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Too real, too real...

"'Kay, cause I'm totes putting her on speed dial."
Her smirk only grows as she watches his enamored reaction, ample bosom more than capable of filling his claws.
"See, I knew EVERYONE liked boobs. Even *kings*, NYAHAHA~"
Raising her arms up in the air so he's got unrestrained access... 💜

OMG, wait, wait, I'm still like, pulling the calculator app up on my phone so I can bill you for that.

You like boobs? You wanna touch boobs?

// my muse has been higher than usual but this place is still p dead-

...Wait so you'll buy me 30 burgers if I do it for reals?? I might be stupid, but I'm not stupid enough...
to turn an offer THAT good down.~
You're gonna see JUST how much trouble I'm really worth!

Y'know, like... nya.

Omigawsh, I've never worn a tailored ANYTHING. Deal... as long as your tailor's open to adjustments. Seriously, I'm like, a serial pants-killer! Like... call me Catty the Ripper.
Nothing works better than cat squish therapy~

I should totally get a freedom motif

Sounds like her lap needs to be a bit wider then...
And together, they could terrorize laps all over the Underground!!

PFFFF, okay, for a KING-- omigaAAWWwd he's a KING and he's asking to grab MY titties!-- I'll do it, I'll do it.
Just be gentle with the overalls, they're like, the only thing I own that fits me LOL.

Isn't she?? Like any good cat should be, and she lives by that classic adage:
If I fits I sits... and if I don't fits then I sits anyway!

Chunky kitty...

Like, at LEAST take me to the drive thru fir-- OMG is that a crown?
Omigawd, are you, like... royalty??