Daddy Crowley

Snip, snip, snip.
I mean, there is no legal requirement to qualify as skirt, so... it just needs to be a bit wider than a belt, right?

This skirt looks exactly the right length to be deliciously wrong... 😈

Weeeell... I mean, you won't be able to focus at all if you don't do something, right? 😈
So it's almost for the good of your employer if you act on it…

I take it you don't work from home? Because nobody would know… 😈

Plus, attacking on this topic while wearing elf ears might not be the flex they thought it would be. After all, and I'm willing to get schooled about that, you probably share more DNA with dogs than elves. 🤣

Christmas isn't coming early.
And she won't be cumming at all.
But she does make for a pretty decoration, we must give her that.

Well, there is being taken away from us and being taken away from us. One of these includes a comma that no gentleman would type.
I'll let you insert it yourself (that's what she said).

Truth be told, the one with the comma is a good reason to be elsewehere, so, I for one don't blame you.

Now that's a present I don't mind finding unwrapped...

Plus that works on all kinks. And on lots of other things. As coping mechanisms go, I'd rather walk a willing younger girl on a leash than down 2 quarts of whisky a day. Just saying.

One makes you go silent. Other makes you climb the wall from not being able to touch or hump or anything.

Both are fun. Especially for the cheap price of a single length of tape.

Mouth is fun.
But it's not the only option.
Just saying...

On behalf of all French, hens of otherwise, I'm proud that the first thing that comes to your mind in this situation is us.

Boys, I think our reputation is secure.

And you sure look like a fine stocking to stuff... 😈

7 usually says a lot about someone. So I'm curious.

I read this.
A power chord rang through my mind. And James howled "Pussyyyy... suck and destroy!"

I'll never hear that song the same again. 🤣

Weeeell...
A cock needing warming is a sad thing.
A hole ignored, left empty, begging in despair... that can be fun.
Very fun.
Veeeery fun. 😈

Different feelings altogether! Well, to me.
Long wag is I'm comfy and content and good. Lazy, low-key content.
Short wag is I'm excited and yay yay yay!

No wonder those 2 purity seals are blushing that hard.

In the distant future, there... peh, who cares, the present is far more interesting. Carry on...

C'est vrai qu'elle est obéissante, et même plus que cela.

Mais je me disais que le bruit du cuir sur sa peau l'amuserait.

Mais vous avez raison. Rien de tel que de laisser la trace de ses mains sur une si belle peau.

It's "Wednesday". :p

Long story short, show us what supplies you get, if you're OK with that. :)

<gasp>

*That's* what you had in mind?
I'm floored.

Which is a pity if you're on the table, really.

Then lucky is the man who gets to pick you up and lay you on his table.

For projects and stuff, I mean...

Well, turns out, for "projects and stuff".

I shit you not. That's the best I could come up with on the spot.
Sooo smooth daddy, yeah. Cue music. Or, smoke bomb so I can disappear...

Very fair.
Bed you'd be more fun to wrap than a dish.
And tastier.
NOT that you're not a dish, of course. 😜

Try being a (at the time)40+ man wearing jeans, docks and large rings. Yeah, I totally fit with the other diy-afficionados. Like, look at me, of course I'm building a... wait, what can you do with these? :p
Man buying chains and nothing else. Sooo smooth.

Saran wrap is fun for compression. Not always easy to apply, buuuut... surprisingly encasing.

Also, insert joke like:
"Something something... proves mutts shouldn't try to think... something something."

But funny. ;)

You joke, but it's very hard to go and buy those with a straight face. You feel soooo conspicuous.

"Hi, cutting to measure? Yeah, I need XX inches...
- Really? That's rather short.
- Ahem cough cough something."

But know what? That's legal and perfectly ok too. :)

The good thing with chains is that if you want a "rough" look, like "trapped in an industrial basement" vibe, you'll find it. And if you want "kept in a gilded cage in a gothic mansion", you'll find it too.

Also: chain is flexible enough and feels heavy. It's not just for restraining...😈

DIY store might have something soft enough, tbf. Uncanny the number of things you can get for cheap there that you'd pay through the nose in a BDSM-friendly store.

Some very decorative chains, even...