chicken crimpy gf

cute that they lit the Coburg gentrification cranes up in the Sports Team Colours

i’ve hit saturation point with usb c chargers now. have bought cheap ones from officeworks after forgetting one from home so many times that i am now finding them tucked into bags i don’t often use when i go into the city. get fucked, adhd. i’m charger rich

small white and red dog holding a red ball in her mouth on a sofa

white and red dog laying on her back with a red ball between her paws

gm!! ball!!

close up photo of a small red and white dog with a tiny piece of broccoli between her paws

close up photo of a small red and white dog licking a tiny piece of broccoli between her paws

she did NOT want this broccoli floret until sister was interested

oh u are in a queer relationship? which one owns docs and which one thinks shoes are prisons and has those weird barefoot slippers?

i deleted my 'wow. got em' post because it sounded rude but i meant it in a genuine way lmao. dinner sucked!

i ordered mad mex for dinner and it hasn't even arrived and i know it's gonna suck so bad. it's all gonna be awful , i am so excited

buying my bf a banh mi after he bought a dehumidifier and dining table for me. put ur card away, sweet cheeks. mama’s got this one 😌

cleaning the nozzle off with a rag so i can have a little treat on the drive home

have a painter coming by at 1.30 to give me a quote and naturally, i am unable to relax until it's over. great news is i have been successful at channeling the anxiety into getting many chores done, and i am going to get dinner and eat 10000 dumplings tonight. as a little reward

handshake meme. one arm says 'airports' the other says 'zoos' the hands say 'overpriced food bc they know you've gotta eat'

i went to the zoo yesterday and it's inspired me to Create

weird! my license is up to date but the AEC obv missed the memo smh

fluffy white dog sleeping on her back on a brown blanket

poor baby was at the emergency vet yesterday after throwing up/refusing food and water, this is the most comfortable she's looked in 36 hrs :') belly full of roast chicken and she's had a big drink

lmao me too, just forgot to update the mailing address 🙃

compulsory voting is good but u know what's less good? getting a $99 fine for not voting in the council election because someone keeps breaking into my letterbox. but u know what they didn't steal? the fine

she’s seen wet food within this universe that we can’t even begin to comprehend

projected image of the milky way galaxy on a white ceiling

tabby cat looking up at the ceiling with wide eyes

my sister in law got me a space projector that slowly rotates for my bday and frankie is captivated

yes!! i said the same thing. great drink opinions as always

just put a tray of roast veg in the oven. my house is clean and i only have a fraction of the usual sunday scaries, can i get a hell yea

"wElL iF YoU aPpLiEd YoUrSeLf" babe tell that to my undiagnosed adhd and rampant depression xx

super fast smoochin!!

i knew we'd met before somewhere

getting a thing straight away >> having to receive even one (1) notification from Auspost

tabby cat sitting on a cat tree. she’s fat and has a worried expression on her face.

the face i pulled when i was about to give my parents my awful year 10 results bc i spent all my time on habbo hotel instead of doing homework

there are enough companies with enough data on me and my location and spending habits and walking speed to facilitate this!! make it happen, nerds!

i need a maps app that also adds in a little 3 min buffer for me to get my shoes on and leave the apartment, +2 for dawdling omw to the station, +4 for a little treat or stop at a shop in the city before i get to the destination and adjusts the timetable accordingly

i've passed daniel andrews in the street a few times and i always do the awkward white ppl smile, but if i saw dutton it would be a look of pure discomfort that i couldn't begin to mask

i have my grandma playing timeguessr and it rules having the coolest grandma in the world but also.. come on, you were literally alive for a lot of these events. please stop beating my high scores.

was hoping/praying for a voice break during the concession speech but he speed ran it!!

Peter Dutton & @PeterDutton_MP Follow You dirty lefties are too easy. Enjoy your weekend. 9:51 AM • 10/12/2011