Drunk Stoned Loser

Yeah I missed a great chance to do a twelve days of Christmas intox challenge. So we'll just have to cram it into the next 3 days.

12 shots
12 bong rips
12 minutes of total popper huffs.

Each. Day.

Get fucked up for Christmas. Be a good loser.

#FromTheCringeArchive - For those of you who didn't cancel on family, you can still be a failure. Get super fucking wasted around them. Wine, booze, drugs. Become a sloppy mess. Maybe you'll let your secrets slip about how much of a failure you are. You can't maintain the illusion.

Repost if you want to be used like a foot stool.

fcf but soft and wanting to stuff your throat full of dick.

#uncut #princealbert #fatcock

Shit it's #FCF again well here you go bros! Had to get my nutts stretching too love my @oxballs.bsky.social stretchers I just can't get enough 😈🤤

3 shots. Right now.

#intox #nothinkingjustdrinking

Who cares if it's Tuesday? It's a perfect night to get fucked up.

#intox

#FromTheCringeArchive - Your impulses should dictate your life. Be in the moment. Drink, get high, tribute, goon. Those things make right now fun without worrying about the future.

Love getting fucked up with you bro! #poppers #420 #intox #boner #gayporn #piercedcock

Thanksgiving - the perfect time to get fucked up and goon out.

Aim for double digits of whatever, and then some.

Shots.
Bong rips.
Popper huffs (minutes of huffing).

Get going.

My dumb lil bro @sockgooner.bsky.social really wants you to get worse with him! He needs you to TOKE, NOW! Obey, get worse and be the good loserbator you were always meant to be! OBEY your penis, OBEY PORN and get DUMBER! GOOD GOONER 😈💚 I want your brain leaking out of your uncummed cock!

You need more drinks. Don't fight it, just knock them back