cranky af permanentpenis - Bluesky Statics

so we have dms now and still no unsolicited dicks in my inbox grrr

23.05.2024 22:14 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

I’ll check back from time to time. I need to get a nut too sometimes

17.05.2024 21:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have almost lost interest in this and that other craphole site. Just started a new job so been busy as all hell

17.05.2024 00:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

if this doesn’t get 100 likes I’m leaving this godforsaken shithole for atleast 2 hours

07.05.2024 00:45 — 👍 24 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

I’m feeling pretty good today. I may let my wife have an orgasm

05.05.2024 00:05 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

If a canadian runs out of maple syrup in a dream they die in real life.

30.04.2024 12:36 — 👍 147 🔁 60 💬 7 📌 1

destroy my balls, not my ambition

30.04.2024 10:34 — 👍 57 🔁 36 💬 3 📌 1

Her eyes were Gatorade blue.

29.04.2024 20:29 — 👍 173 🔁 71 💬 5 📌 1

I think maybe I could fit comfortably in a potato bin

30.04.2024 08:38 — 👍 43 🔁 21 💬 1 📌 0

girls are like “omg he’s a stalker” and then “uhhgh nobody pays attention to me”

28.04.2024 21:10 — 👍 8 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

I made a unabomber joke and she assumed i was antisemitic. Reminded me of twitter for a sec

26.04.2024 18:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you! I hope you have a fabulous weekend too!

26.04.2024 18:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fine I’ll give her another chance

26.04.2024 16:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Okay thank you. I’m just in a mood today

26.04.2024 16:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

None of those things. Eat a snickers Emily

26.04.2024 11:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

well there’s a couple other factors that my lawyer told me not to discuss online

22.04.2024 01:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤗

20.04.2024 20:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sorry lil ho ❤️

20.04.2024 14:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

thank you!! I’m pretty excited

20.04.2024 14:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

so, you came?

19.04.2024 21:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bro hurt me so bad I started posting

18.04.2024 19:05 — 👍 70 🔁 22 💬 2 📌 0

if i slam more than 3 white claws an hour i instantly start my period

19.04.2024 18:29 — 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Doing a bunch of CAPTCHA tests just to feel human.

19.04.2024 05:05 — 👍 149 🔁 65 💬 5 📌 2

Lots of bitches refer to me as a beacon of positivity and love

19.04.2024 15:16 — 👍 13 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

okay the slower the better. 😊

18.04.2024 21:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just know future me is going to have her shit together.

18.04.2024 14:17 — 👍 47 🔁 21 💬 0 📌 0

training so i can eventually smuggle a Pringles can in my cooch

18.04.2024 12:39 — 👍 70 🔁 18 💬 12 📌 1

I literally jizzed all over the bathroom

18.04.2024 01:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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