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Fucking assholes won't even licence their software. Vile behaviour.

Now they're stuck together, both unable to ever settle down. I hope they get on...

Clara is the dark side of how the Doctor inspires people; he has the experience (And biology) to take calculated risks, but to anyone else who tries it, they're just risks. Clara's luck runs out quickly.

Me is ultimately unable to make connections with anyone; any casual friends will notice how she never changes, any serious friends are on a very short timer before they leave her. She'll get like, fifty years, then they're gone forever.

One of the things I liked about that particular series was how both Me and Clara are critiques of The Doctor.

The vampire and her little companion

I'd do you.

Our Granddad is 100 and fought in D-day and he thinks Farage is the right man to sort Britain out. He says he reminds him of one of the commanders he fought alongside with distinction. In the next few weeks he's going to auction off his medals and donate all the money to Reform. Anyone know how much an Iron Cross is worth?

Absolute perfection. #Reform

What a curious number.

bro biologists won't even agree on the definition of "alive" you think you can get them to back you on "two genders" lmao

women make life worth living

I know that :( I wanna come off mine, but... *Waves hands vaguely at everything*

THE GRAVEYARD
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A Heretic may see the truth and seek redemption. She may be forgiven her past and will be absolved in staying fucking offline forever. A Traitor can never be forgiven. A Traitor will never find peace in this world or the next. There is nothing as wretched or as hated in all the world as a Traitor.

Well she could start by actually making amends, or even apologising!

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Has to be a veggie haggis though, for Heather.

We miss you too <3

He literally confessed to it. He'd better get convicted.

And even when they do, it's on an unrelated technicality, which they then lie and say was about whatever bigotry they wanted to do.

His defence of "I did it guv but them's a tranno" was not the masterwork he had thought it would be.

Hard work and luck will get you almost as far as nepotism alone.

She seems comfortable with her arm at that angle, almost like she's practiced it a lot.

A scrub.

It's a great show, was one of my faves to watch with my daughter!

Oh look, I*****l just ignoring the ceasefire because they know there will be no consequences for them.

I think they've already done this.

I know what Sophie is getting for Xmas!

Writing's been on the wall for ages. Video footage is now suspect unless proved otherwise.