Patrick M. Egan

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I like my whiskey the same way I like my government.
With no ice.

Really hope the Democrats didn't get rid of their weather-controlling machine.
It could be very useful tomorrow.

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Enjoy your Summer of 2025 enjoying their Summer of 1980!

I am very excited to announce that my latest novel, "NOW PLAYING," is available on Amazon, in paperback and Kindle version!
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What we need is a GoFundMe to commission a portrait of Donny painted by that Spanish woman who made the Monkey Jesus.

Fuck the Master Erase.

This is pure speculation on my part, but based on its current rate of growth, I think AI will learn to grow a spine quicker than the actual media.

There's cold, and then there's this.

stop immigration so we can take care of our own im starving. fuck off.

When I first saw the name, I read it as one word rather than two.
Bluesky.
Like someone from the old neighborhood.
"Hey, look! It's Joey Bluesky!"
And since then, I can't hear it in my head the right way.
That alone tells you a lot about me.

Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Each year, the trans community loses too many lives, especially trans women of color, to hate and violence.

More than ever, we must stand by our trans family and support them, hold space for them, and insist the scapegoating and targeting stop.

Now.

You know "Dr. Rick"? That annoying guy on the Progressive commercials who's always interrupting people and chastising them for acting like their parents?
You know what's ironic?
Turns out, that's the exact same shit "Dr. Rick's" parents used to do.
Until somebody killed them for acting like that.

I feel the same way about Granny Smith.
It's not even close to how she tasted.

I'm sure it was strictly for tax purposes.

I just recently finished writing the first draft of a new novel and am taking some time off to clear my brain before diving back in to edit and proofread.

One of my favorite albums!

One of my favorite albums!