Parsee.

I wished To Talk to my Friend Instead.

They Spoke to my Friend earlier For 14.228 Seconds.

@staypronion.bsky.social I’m going To Throw you Into the Onion Chopper. I am Going to Slap Chop you.

Ah, I see you Are Not a Fan?

And you will Never Guess who her Replacement is.

Newly Crowned Goddess of Hell, Shiki Eiki.

I-

…Huh. Is that So?

Sorry. I have a Few Messengers around Here. Tiny Little things.

They say Hecatia Temporarily Resigned.

Don’t Wake Up

Well, Word is that she Is becoming all Buddy Buddy with Hecatia.

Apparently she is Considering becoming a God Herself. Quite interesting, I must Say.

I’m Not Sure.

I hear Hecatia has been More Active recently. I don’t think Anyone could take Her Down.

Well…

Maybe it’s time You Return? Suika is Off looking for The Other Divas, but Yuugi has Gone Soft. She Runs a Business.

Maybe You need to Show her how To Fuck Shit Up again.

Not to My Knowledge, no.

Oh? Well now. That Sounds rather Fun. It has been Far Too Long since I ruined things Above Ground.

Fine, I accept. I do have A Question though, if You will allow it? I Do not expect an Answer, however I am Curious.

Why have both Suika and Yuugi never Spoken of you Before?

My. Now that Is an interesting Offer.

What would you Be Getting out of The Second Option? I am Aware that This is a Transaction of Sorts.

Ah. Emphasis.

Spite.

Distaste for Grammar.

It Angers me.

If Anyone else Dared to ask Me this Question, I would devour them On the Spot.

However, I suppose since It Is You, I can try and Think of Why.

Currently, I do Not know the Reason.

I am Afraid that my Ability requires the Target has at Least Some brain cells.

While Jealousy may seem like A small power, My Actions have Destroyed Nations just by Being Near Humans.

They find Themselves unable to Resist. I was Banished to Hell for This Very reason.

I do Not see the Point in this “Therapy”. It seems Very Expensive since I keep Eating them.

Every time that I think About her, I struggle to Focus on Anything. All I want Is for Her to die.

I do Not have a Reason that makes Sense.

She just Exists, and that fact Irks me.

Understood. That seems Fair. I accept.

Hah… Very Well, I understand that These things are Required.

Make an Offer. What do You wish of Me?

Yes! Yes. You Understand. Every moment Of her Existence is a Mockery.

I cannot Let that Continue.

Wish she Would Cherish my Alone Time.

She Wouldn’t Shut up. Just kept saying “Why, Why Why” over And Over.

Then she Tried to attack Me, so I explained - As Nicely as Possible - that doing Such would be assault; and That Satori would be Very Upset.

As you Can See, I am Innocent here, Yamame.

Finally. Some Peace.

…I’m even More Mad now.

Now, run Along. I have Things I must Ponder.

… That is a future Problem.

Good. Glad you Can Follow some Commands, at least.

Ugh, and Now you are Crying? Whatever. Just stay Out of My Way.