Zachary Cochran

So you want your servers on prem? On the internet? With people with admin access? That’s how outages happen.

Kars4Kids commercials are supposed to air during soccer games to remind Americans we’re supposed to hate soccer because there aren’t enough commercial breaks. To see these mutants singing their song on Monday Night Football is highly unsettling.

Do Arizona’s new uniforms look terrible or is that just the 1980-level broadcast tv video quality from Amazon?

Ew. Thanks for saving me some time.

I’m watching The Studio. Does this stop being insufferable garbage?

Breaking up Al and Colinsworth is the greatest sin in modern broadcasting. They would have been announcing from a kiddie pool full of scotch by now and it would have been incredible.

I like watching Thursday night football on Amazon because the picture quality reminds me of watching games on a broadcast tv in a garage in like 1987 except it’s expensive so I know I’m successful.

They should have to reinter all of those ghouls at the new stadium.

What a pack of assholes. Or I guess us fans are.

Outplayed and out-coached. Great start to begging for money for a new house in the suburbs.

One half of fun. Good enough for a season I guess.

And on the pedestal these word appear…

“My name is Chris Berman, look on my works and OOP, ZOOP, Hrngfph! Fastest two minutes Harmgh! WOOPZOOP!!”

Yes! That was a great episode too. Maybe I was unfair due to my middle-aged show-watching regimen of falling asleep.

Same, finished just a few minutes ago. I really enjoyed the episode 10 masterclass of “trying to be open and honest without being vulnerable” thing in the alley.

Kind of thought the Bear was losing it in season 4 then episode 6. Damn what a show.

I just watched the Minecraft movie. Here’s our world. Get on board or don’t. Let’s roll.

It’s absolutely fantastic. Watch it.

Rover commercials are psychological warfare.

Already nothing to do other than overreact to minor situations. This is why militaries shouldn’t police. Send them home.

Garbage reporting NPR. Are there, or aren’t there, additional strikes? That’s why we all give you monthly donations. Don’t both sides. Answer.

Just watched “Trainwreck:Poop Cruise.” A crazy documentary, but it missed the critical question - What has been done to make sure this won’t happen again? Shouldn’t that be the main point?

Right wing mental gymnastics assemble!!!

I respect people who consistently accept or reject recurring meetings a day before. I also feel that proves it shouldn’t be a recurring meeting. Which is why we should collectively decide to accept no meeting requests.

I’m impressed that Carney figured out all it would take to make him leave was to not let him barf nonsense to the press.

All the paid-agitator shit really tracks when you consider the “every accusation is a confession” thing. If we had investigative journalism anymore that’d be worth looking into.

Finally saw Gladiator 2. That, right there, is a movie. People made that movie. It had a script and everything.

The most frustrating thing about this plane from Qatar is how the plane is the cheap part. To get a 747 from “airliner” to “ run the USA indefinitely from the air in the event of Armageddon” is billions ($2.4b last estimate). Not a single dem politician has tried to make this argument.

One thing I lost from the hell-app was a great account that posted menus from old restaurants, hotels, etc. I have no idea what the name was. Anything like that here?

A dust storm to cap off a totally normal week of May weather!

Andor is so amazingly good. Entertainment can clearly be that good. Make all entertainment that good.

Why cover this? He had nothing to say with the new PM of Canada so he pivoted to ridiculous grievances. Cover any of the thousand real injuries he’s inflicting on this country.