Kliff 🏆

Finally got around to watching Madders’ most recent vlog and really appreciated Romero’s first appearance

A coworker told me I wouldn’t understand something because I was “alive during 9/11” and I had to walk out to the hallway to start dry heaving

Thiel trying to grab some calamari but he’s just too fucking sweaty and it keeps slipping through his fingers

Can this rapture get on before the work day starts?

Now that you’ve sat through trump rambling on, we will grace you with the calming dulcet tone of RFK Jr.

Hate playing Brighton. Okay with a point away, though a win would’ve been deserved.

Owennnnn!!!!!

That was a classic “I’ll give you something to hit the deck about” tackle by Palhinha lol

Even when Bergvall mishandles the ball it ends up in a goal

That was breathtaking from both Romero and Bergvall

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I hate that I’m not any good at Silksong and will have to experience the story through watching someone else’s play through because there’s no easier difficulty mode. This has been the only non-FromSoftware game where I’ve had to throw in the towel and admit it’s just not gonna happen.

No other sport like football where a regular season game between two teams I don’t care about can have me off the couch in excitement. What a comeback by Buffalo!

Wait, I have to go into a 2.5 hour meeting at work just as this massive news drops? And I just have to sit there like this is some normal day?

Did admin get hacked or is the Levy news real?

Feel for Tel being left out of the European squad but the same thing happened to Djed and now he’s got a new contract and is in the England squad, so it’s far from a career killer.

The more I think about the Kolo Muani signing the more excited I get. Maybe I’m just hyping myself up because we don’t have any football to watch for a while but I’ve got a feeling he could be one of the best signings of the window.

I like Palhinha but this match showed that he’s not fit for every occasion.

Woke up in the middle of a weird dream. I was walking around an empty Camp Nou, spotted Jerry Seinfeld in a luxury box, walked up to him and berated him for having a high school age girlfriend when he was almost 40. Not sure what it means, but hopefully something about Spurs getting 3 points today.

We’re about to have two massive weebs in the squad with Dom and Xavi and I need them to coordinate elaborate goal celebrations together

Spurs have downloaded the “we’re so back” patch update

My beloved Packers just traded for the best defensive player in the league. If the news of Xavi to Chelsea is going to break any time, please let it be in the next few hours just so that my current emotional high can soften the blow.

We are at another “it’s so over/we’re so back” crossroads moment. Trying not to get too excited about the newest links by preemptively getting in the appropriate headspace for Chelsea to swoop in and make Xavi their 31st signing of the window any minute now.

Every time I see us linked with a new exciting player

Happy for Palhinha getting player of the week, richly deserved and back to back awards for Spurs. I thought he’d be useful when we signed him but he’s exceeded even what I thought he’d be able to do for us. Early going but he’s been immense!

My manager at the office just informed me Spurs have offered €60m for me. Must be a mistake but I know the club is throwing these offers around everywhere. Not getting my hopes up as I know Levy is going to nickel and dime my firm over sell-ons and payment structure.

Daring to dream about transfers again, only because I’d love to have 4 Brazilians in the squad during a World Cup year. Richarlison, Savinho, Paqueta, and Brenaldo. Just imagine 🤩

Need to make Palhinha permanent btw. Don’t care about his age. He’s a monster

It isn’t talked about enough how we are the bogey team for possibly the best club in Europe for most of the past decade. Insanely funny given how much of a train wreck we’ve been during that time.

Frank needs to be backed. Big week for Levy, time to get to work

How is Kudus trying to “convince the ref”? The keeper took him out!