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Lazey Blazey

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I am le tired.

272 Followers  |  219 Following  |  711 Posts  |  Joined: 17.03.2025
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Shut up Elon. Fuck off to Mars already and do us all a favor.

19.02.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's the step after "cartoonishly evil"?

18.02.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#FUCKtrump

12.02.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She's lost her humanity, she's officially not a person anymore.

12.02.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please tell me this is the beginning of the end for Donald the Diddler.

Even the fucking Republicans have had enough of his shit.

12.02.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."

09.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 56407    πŸ” 18266    πŸ’¬ 1287    πŸ“Œ 974

Where is THIS energy?! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²

09.02.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely captivating

07.02.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's a modern-day Edison. He doesn't invented shit. He just owns the company that takes credit for the inventions of others.

05.02.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg it's always "religious opposition" these dumb fucking church assholes always trying to push people back into to stone age.

03.02.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Girl...Eva was my stripper name. πŸ˜†

Eva Destruction.

02.02.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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02.02.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's been a long time since I've watched it.

I was surprised by how good it was for a sequel... i had NO expectations for that one. It was shocking that the first one was such a masterpiece, i didn't expect it to carry over to the second.. i really didn't hate it, though.

02.02.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Posts like this always make me feel like

02.02.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol, I just don't think it's going to work how they want it to without trump. No one has the cult following he does, and that weird, obsessive worshipping is non-transferrable. Especially to a derpy eyeliner-wearing dweeb like Vance.

02.02.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not till the second one, i think.. πŸ˜…

02.02.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit i just had a flashback

02.02.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Black History Month is a time to recognize the lived, shared experience of all Black folks who have fundamentally shaped, challenged, and ultimately strengthened America. It’s about taking an unvarnished look at the past so that we can create a better future.

01.02.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 17303    πŸ” 5127    πŸ’¬ 347    πŸ“Œ 229
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31.01.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmfao this is amazing πŸ˜‚

31.01.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think you nailed it.

He looks like an idiot, but don't underestimate a fish with teeth and enough dexterity to hold a spear... good work!! πŸ‘

31.01.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, Catherine! RIP πŸ’”

31.01.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not fake news.

30.01.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 10056    πŸ” 4287    πŸ’¬ 419    πŸ“Œ 230

Yea Jane Fonda!

Thank you for using your voice to say something important!!! ❀️

31.01.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some of this stuff sounds ridiculous and the FBI was definitely like "well, that one was nonsense"...

But some of this stuff is for sure legit. The "calendar girls" thing? That 1000% sounds like something trmp would do.

31.01.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone out there in releasing something! They're scrambling to take them off the DOJ website. Download and keep posting.

30.01.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How the fuck do people like this actually exist...

I can't wrap my head around it.

29.01.2026 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I listen to what Donald says about Donald, and that tells me everything i need to know about him. I dont know how ANYONE could hear the words that come out of his mouth and ever think he was a good person in any way. He's a pure bullshit artist. Spoiled fucking man turd. πŸ˜’

29.01.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg anyone who could listen to him blather on and not just hear a spoiled, bullying, whiny fucking bitch of a conman trying to weasel his way in however he can, is a fucking moron!

I don't need anyone elses opinion to tell me how I feel about trump. I don't listen to the "left wing media" ...

29.01.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Right? Bruno Mars is short af. And he seems lovely.

29.01.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0