Jimmy the Chimney

You’re rowling. There’s a mountainside right up ahead and you’re rowling

Friko is just temu CSHR

the old guy who lives behind me wears a hoodie every day that says "PIZZA FAMILY"

How it feels to call your teacher “mom”

fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark

Hell, let’s let him be jollyamorous if he wants

claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.

what if that coldplay song was about piss

me: you can hamburgle me anytime

cashier: sir this is a wendy's

i don’t want to be a leftist if it means thinking no one can ever make mistakes and if they do they’re irredeemable and undeserving of community

ADHD hack:

Can’t bring yourself to do that house project that’s been waiting on you for years now? Reconnect with an ex! Invite them to your house!
Once you’re dignity is on the line, the motivation will flow with abundance

Merry Christmas

Let’s goooooooooooo!

I’m on hinge solely to show off my Homer Simpson impression

Is that where you’re a certain political affiliation on social media?

now that hunter biden was pardoned he can smoke all the crack he wants

You’re 15 years old

I’m a communist while logged on here ᵕ̈

My mom asked me to bring the green salad because I’m incompetent

I don’t know that this means, wanna be mutuals?

Drake’s wiener lacks girth if we’re being honest

And was also extremely gassy!

Well hot dog, I’m simping for Sturgill

Room for one more pair of fat hairy nuts? 😏