Spookie Biggins

Your honor I’m to provide my evidence ☕️🫖

The wrong coworkers are telling me their tea, don’t tell me girl we secretly want you out of here 🤭

Only someone who’s extremely ignorant wether intentionally or (inexcusably accidentally) would take their photo labeling themselves as a “Amazon Influencer”. Babes your a doll for the face of evil wake up plz

YOU END W MARBLES?! who in the trump administration wrote this

As someone who graduated with a psychology degree, HOW DID THE MINGLE EPISODE IN THE SQUID GAMES GAMESHOW GET AUTHORIZED?! Holy shit do you get to see trauma develop in 4k. Some of those people are gonna spend many nights reliving in that room

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So ready for stranger things to be over as a series I’ve thoroughly enjoyed it needs to be buried. I don’t even associate MBB to eleven anymore shes lil miss body tea now on the gram

I’m sorry but next to MacKenzie Scott I will be adding Carlie Irsay-Gordon to the list of billionaires that I’ll excuse. I’m sorry I’m sorrry I’m sorrrrrrrrry. The woman’s absolutely SMASHIN it in the NFL rn

So so soooooooooo good! Hoping she keeps up the Halloween tradition it was so campy with everyone in their costumes 🥺 been watching TikTok live streams of each stop since 😂

Forgot to tell you guys, we saw the lil Blonde Queeeeeen on our anniversary a week ago 🤭💕

I don’t wanna be a loser but I do think we’re a few years out from there only hung 2-3 music festivals up and down the coast like in 2011-2012 and I really want that

Holy shit the Home Bass catastrophe has stricken again

Can’t wait for all the divorced middle aged men to come in and get the cheapest pre roll available cause “woman as governor” 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 eat shit bitches

The stabbing anxiety that occurs when I see something wedding related on TikTok and I have to see if that’s included in my contract already or will I need to shell out a couple of thousand dollars again

We’ve escalated the assault of IG Wedding Vendor ads by now frequently including my ex girlfriends wedding photography business into the mix. The one that spent months actively trying to ruin my current relationship 🫠🫠🫠 make it stop

I hate this stage of capitalism SO much! I DM ONE (x1) wedding vendor on IG based off an ad they plugged me and now every three post on my feed is a wedding vendor 😭😭😭 I just wanna see pics of Sabrina

“What’s your specials tonight”

“We close in 20 mins so if you want a special night we need to make a quick decision”

I’m too sassy for my own good

I have zero evidence but I’m almost positive there’s a relation to the rise of fascism and growing rate of prominent black men cutting their dreads

Me 🤝 British Influencers
Not looking at the camera

What you said: “Sorry I’m just into pretty dark humor”

What I heard “Here’s a half assed excuse for my overt racism”

They be putting the good drugs in Celsius cans

Thank fucking god I see Sabrina at the end of the month for my 5 year anniversary

So like totally not cool ICE gets to play ads on Spotify wtfffff

mango implies the existence of womango

Will not be content w the rave scene until all these republican fucks get the hell out. If I see one more “keep politics out of the scene”, THIS A COUNTER CULTURE SCENE, COUNTERING YOU! GET OUT!

Lmfao the state is here to do their surprise inspection and my coworkers are at each others throats. You can trip over the tension in the room that’s how present it is and I can’t be any more unserious lmfaoooo

I can not fathom how we as a society made it to brat summer and micro shorts just to turn around and embrace crazy conservative fashion trends 😭😭😭

I’m grateful that I’ve become literally addicted to the struggle. Not in an economic sense, but in the literal sense of struggling. Pushing myself to an uncomfortable position and making myself figure it out and giving up not even being in the wheelhouse

Hopeful about our future past these dark times. I have a feeling an artistic renaissance is on the horizon. The struggle to get there is unnecessary but I hope for us all to make it there and have a joyous time