Helen Raw

There are some dubious rumours abound that I shared my scrambled eggs. #WeeTobes, who can’t be named for legal reasons, was interviewed and provided damning evidence… 😹🥰

NB: in my defence it got his tablet down the hatch 😹🙈

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Aunty Helen, do you remember that YOUR bacon sammiches are MY fav? I’ll just sit here looking cute until you remember and give me some… - #WeeTobes 😹🥰

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#WeeTobes is back for a weekend mini break and has made himself comfy on Aunty Helen’s bed for a post snack nap 🥰

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Afternoon Helen thinks Morning Helen is an absolute cunt.

OMG I am literally running on pure rage today for no reason other than I’m a woman and 50 and my body is trying to turn itself inside out 😡😡😡😡

Look at all ma wee pals that are coming back in Feb & Mar 🥰😻
#NotAWolf #WeeTobes #RubyRubesLambChop #WeeBlueNumpty
They are all such different wee beasts & I ❤️ them all.

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Lovely review in from #FloofFace's Mum & Dad 😻😻The Floof is a lovely wee pie welcome back any time (just as well it all worked out cos she's back in June 😹)
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She’s had a final guzzle at the cat pub before heading home with her real servants. Dinnae panic, she’s back again soon so plenty more #FloofFace to come on here now I’ve remembered to post again 😹🥰

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Brain: finish that report Helen
Also brain: no, do this completely unnecessary sorting task first
Brain: Helen, we’ve been through this, just get the report done
Also brain: but look at the state of this pile now, it must be sorted…
😩🙄🙈😂

He is. He was in hiding for about 13 hours the first time he came to stay. Today he was out within 3 🥰❤️

A nicer post tonight.

The #GinormousGingerSmooshBeast has come out of hiding and is having a mooch about. LOOK AT HIM 🥰🥰

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After hearing reports very close to home and you realise that it is ACTUALLY ALL MEN until proven otherwise.

Creepy, gropey, nasty twats - the lot of you 😡

#NotAllMen
#YesItFuckingIs

Merry Christmas from me and Baby Raw😂🎅🎄

Am I really the most goodest beautiful girl Aunty Helen? You do say it a lot so I guess it must be true 🥰 - #RubyRubesLambChop

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A wee reminder.

If you see a dog do a big stretch and you don't say 'oooo biiiiiiig streeeeeetch' yer a wrong un! 🥺😹

You're welcome.

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Yep, one of my regulars back for her Xmas holidays x This is the state of her just now...😍

Aunty Helen, by any chance, might you have snacks there? #RubyRubesLambChop 😹😻🙄

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#NotASausage has left the building 😭 BUT before he left, we put together a helpful video for all the wee dugs with the wee legs who might struggle to get in and out of ball pits...
👇 #ReckItRufus shows how it's done 👇
😹😹
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Wee Rufus is pitching up tomorrow 🥰🥳
Temp hashtag #NotASausage
PS that bed is actually a Polo Mint!😹
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LOOK AT THIS WEE PIE 🥰
This is Blossom and she is a brand new Raw's Paws guest and is gossip pals with #FantasticFonzie #WeeHideyBawBag. He's told her all about the 'secret cat drawer'.
She will be here on 30th Jan - look at the floof on her 🤗🥰
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Breakfast of champions.

When everyone else is going minimal with logos. Buck the trend.

Old v New :-)

Figured I'd use the air fryer...keeping the toaster though!

On the day I nearly gave away my toaster I'm bingeing on toast for tea!

#ScotmidSimba and her wee stiff legs have left the building 🥹 She is welcome back any time (maybe with her mobility scooter).

What a wee darling she is 🥰🥰

#MatalanMufasa #AldiAslan #NotALionActually

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My current holiday guest has gone home so I thought ‘get your arse to the shop’ and walking to the car this little kid was pointing and saying ‘we love you’ I said ‘aw we love you too’ and his Dad said ‘he’s pointing out the BMWs’!

FFS 😂🙈

It’s raining, so after going out for the fastest wee in the world, we are now doing this 🥰#NotALionActually #SittingOnCouchesIsSo1995 😹

My Friday night is probably better than yours 😹🥰

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Fetch the stick Nala
Aye right Aunty Helen😹😹

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Love a horror, they are my go to comforts!

In no particular order and the list changes daily 😂

Hellraiser
Halloween
Eden Lake
The Conjuring
Scream