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Hi Bluesky 👋

Small life update: I’m at the centre of a multimillion dollar lawsuit in Alberta launched by a failed candidate for Jason Kenney’s UCP

It may be the longest and most expensive media trial in Canadian history

I’m ready to go public about it and I want to share more details with you 🧵

Sippable ice creams already exist. They are called "milkshakes".

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This was getting dramatic

I think it's between verses "pick thyself up by the boot straps" and "got Mine! Sucks to be thee!".

Dolly Parton has sent my daughter a new book every month for years as she does for thousands of children. She help fund the development of the Covid vaccine. She’s not a billionaire. I think as non wealthy people it’s hard to even imagine how much billionaires *could* be doing with their money.

Round, calico cat on #Caturday

Round calico cat on #Caturday

Court strikes down Ford government's bike lanes removal plan

A court has ruled the Ford government's plan to remove bike lanes on three major Toronto streets is unconstitutional, saying it would put "people at increased risk of harm and death."

Do I mow the overgrown grass? Or, sit in the shade and eat plums?

Plums it is!

Yesterday was my first day back at the gym. Today, I regret shoulder presses. And my armpits hurt. I really believe I was built for the rigours of watching TV on the couch.

This very small serving of sliced cucumbers, cherry tomatoes, chopped peppers, and a miniscule wedge of feta was $8.02.

This is the salad that cost $8.02 that I bought today. Heckin' spending for a handful of veg.

1) I'm mad at myself. I forgot to pack a container of cucumbers, peppers, and tomatoes.

2) I'm mad at myself because I could've bought a box of chocolate chip cookies for less. Good cookies too.

Maasdammer cheese is my third favourite cheese. It's great on open faced sandwiches.

You know me too well

Elon doesn’t like this photo, so don’t 😉 repost this photo.

Resisters, 😉
you know what to do.. 😝

First time at the gym in over a month. And it was as painful as I thought it would be.

We are family - except creepy cousin

#carney
#poilievre
#federalelection

Crappy, selfish people supporting a crappy, selfish person. No thanks.

In Denmark 🇩🇰 we have a massive movement boycotting everything from USA. Some of our shop chains are with us and marking products so that we can avoid US origin ones. Also, Canadian made products are high in our purchase list. We got this. 🇩🇰🇨🇦

A photo of a calico cat labeled, “Miss Honey, female, adult, Toronto, Ontario” and a picture of a younger calico cat beneath it, labeled “Matilda, female, young, Toronto, Ontario” and noting that they are a bonded pair.

TORONTO! There is a bonded pair of cats named Matilda and Miss Honey up for adoption! 😻

www.adoptapet.com/pet/43976644...

Mexican cartels are here for skiing, sugar shack, and poutine.

a large crowd of people are gathered in a park in front of the eiffel tower . Alt: Paris rioting because they don't like something.

Singing? Tsk. I think Americans should watch videos of other govts' houses of parliaments, senates, and congresses.

It's yelling, jeering, insults, and even fist fights.

And while you're watching those, look up "Parisian riots". Educational material.

“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.

Immediate onset stupidity. Can't tell the truth. Horrible with money. Inability to empathize or act compassionately. Blurts out nonsense. Turns orange.

Here's a fizzy strawberry boba drink because nearby everything is awful.

RiffTrax Live: 2025 - TIMECOP! In theaters August 14 and 19! RiffTrax (the stars of MST3K) will riff the Van Damme film before a live audience, then broadcast it to hundreds of cinemas nationwide!

YAY! The latest @rifftrax.com Kickstarter!!!!

Did my pledge!!!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

Brown tabby cat sleeping on a red plaid covered human lap.

The penalty of moving out from under the cat is death. And guilty feelings. Not sure which is worse.

Hey, Ontario! Doug Ford is part of Team Trump. Open your eyes. Do not vote Conservative.

Remember when Doug Ford abandoned us daily over the past seven years. If you can't get a family doctor, if you have to wait hours and hours in emergency, if you can't find affordable housing, if you miss the Ontario Science Centre, if you can't find a safe bike lane, that's all on Doug Ford.