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Rob Shipman

@robship.bsky.social

Gentleman, scholar, acrobat. Poacher turned gamekeeper. I have of late but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth.

239 Followers  |  152 Following  |  518 Posts  |  Joined: 18.08.2023
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The long 2010s are finally over

26.02.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6112    πŸ” 859    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 94
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a man in a purple suit and tie is dancing in a hallway . ALT: a man in a purple suit and tie is dancing in a hallway .
22.02.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Three days booked in the archives, what will we find today?

17.02.2026 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Allez Les Bleus! Allez Les Bleus! Allez Les Bleus!

05.02.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TV Show Pitch: 'Louche Cannon'. Sebastian Cannon is a cop who's questionable methods and personal life, constantly have him butting heads with authority. But, as much as Top Brass want to get rid of him; he gets results.

30.01.2026 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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an elderly man in a suit and tie is crying while covering his mouth with his hand . ALT: an elderly man in a suit and tie is crying while covering his mouth with his hand .

I was given the gift of gastroenteritis for Christmas, from 2am on the 25th until 10am on the 27th, nary a solid passed through me. And now? Well I just farted without following through, it’s quite an emotional time as you can imagine.

Happy New Year everyone.

28.12.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Robin and Mickey on Instagram: "#robinsweetpotato #christmas #roombareindeers #roomba #reindeer #pirate #pirateship #vacuumcleaner" A fun and unique holiday gift idea that combines the popular Roomba vacuum cleaner with a pirate ship theme. This festive twist on a household essential makes for a great Christmas present for kids an...

1805: Napoleon is master of Europe, only the British fleet stands before him, oceans are now battlefields. www.instagram.com/reel/DSTyURE...

19.12.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Gerry Rafferty - Night Owl (Official Video)
YouTube video by Gerry Rafferty Gerry Rafferty - Night Owl (Official Video)

Favourite song about Alcohol abuse that includes a weird woodwind synthesiser solo and is actually a banger? I’ll start:

youtu.be/4vTnff0pkgs?...

18.12.2025 08:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Solid tracking data here from Royal Mail.

13.12.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I sincerely did not believe it was possible for FIFA to be more corrupt or disgraceful, and I'm genuinely impressed that they managed to surprise me.

05.12.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1034    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 1
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a man wearing a blue suit and tie has a pin on his lapel that says ' chicago ' ALT: a man wearing a blue suit and tie has a pin on his lapel that says ' chicago '

The cricket (again).

05.12.2025 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a blue suit and tie has a pin on his lapel that says ' chicago ' ALT: a man wearing a blue suit and tie has a pin on his lapel that says ' chicago '

The cricket.

04.12.2025 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸŽ„πŸš¨ COMPETITION TIME! πŸš¨πŸŽ„
WIN a SIGNED copy of Thunder Run: Meiktila 1945! The greatest battle you’ve never heard of!

Just repost any of these posts over the next few days, and on Sunday I’ll pick a winner at random. #WNTL?
#ww2 #history #author #sww #christmas #xmas #present #competition #win

04.12.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Packing for my house move on Saturday has to pause for the next three nights, as Disney+ release the remastered Beatles Anthology series.

26.11.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.

Incredible headline.

20.11.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7811    πŸ” 1591    πŸ’¬ 242    πŸ“Œ 226
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two men are sitting in front of a crowd talking about strategy ALT: two men are sitting in front of a crowd talking about strategy

The All Blacks replace their best player after 45 minutes…

15.11.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A panel from a comic book: ""November 14th: A partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing"

A panel from a comic book: ""November 14th: A partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing"

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing By The Perimeter Fence And Screaming For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day today all who celebrate

14.11.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2581    πŸ” 521    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 22

I’ve lost 20kg since March by eating less and moving around more, yet everyone automatically assumes I’m using the weight loss drugs. Fuck this quick-fix society, appreciate the effort.

11.11.2025 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜Pluribus’ on Apple TV is mad and fucked up and I love it already. #Pluribus

09.11.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Quick, Sergei - read the check list for the tail falling off whilst I try and stick this thing down."
[Splash]
"Before landing-"
"Oh."
[raises the collective]

08.11.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0
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Charity Run #6 in the bag and over Β£200 raised so far, thank you so much to all those who have donated.

fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org/page/robs-gi...

18.10.2025 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Amazing film.

30.09.2025 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Richard, Sonny and Anthony in a scene from "Dead Man's Shoes".

Richard, Sonny and Anthony in a scene from "Dead Man's Shoes".

"You're making me very nervous, Richard."

'Dead Man's Shoes' is just starting on Film4, and I cannot recommend it enough.

29.09.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

Fuck β€˜em, we’ll be drinking in their tears this time tomorrow.

27.09.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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For those who caught my Family Stories talk at We Have Ways Fest β€˜25, the action described by my grandad, Bill before his wounding and capture started 81 years ago tonight. The picture shows the 2/5 Leics objective after their river crossing. #WHWF25

22.09.2025 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When I binned off Twitter in 2023 I lost quite a large platform of genuine followers. I’m not one for a social media grift, but if you’re on Instagram (yes I know, another poisonous place for different reasons!) please do look me up. A girls gotta promote her book to pay her bills πŸ™ƒ

21.09.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white drawing of a fighter jet with the letters raf visible on the tail ALT: a black and white drawing of a fighter jet with the letters raf visible on the tail

One person who shares this will receive a free subscription to our outstanding aviation blog - what you waiting for? hushkit.substack.com

20.09.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man with a beard says hello there ALT: a close up of a man with a beard says hello there
20.09.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A jeep carrying what I take to be General Mark Clark (the jeep has a three star plaque on the bumper), drive through Rome after the 5th Army liberated it from the Fascists.

A jeep carrying what I take to be General Mark Clark (the jeep has a three star plaque on the bumper), drive through Rome after the 5th Army liberated it from the Fascists.

ANTIFA liberates Rome (1944)

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