Ha! Excellent stuff. Thank you (as someone pointed out all the monsters in my books are quite nice so it might be quite friendly)
08.03.2026 01:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ha! Excellent stuff. Thank you (as someone pointed out all the monsters in my books are quite nice so it might be quite friendly)
08.03.2026 01:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cheers! Well, should be able to get some material out of it at least…
07.03.2026 12:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I talked to a psychologist yesterday and found out some weird shit…
06.03.2026 13:23 — 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0I am watching the thriller Eagle Eye, which appears to be set in a parallel world where everybody is involved in a competition to be crowned the world's biggest fucking idiot.
06.03.2026 21:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Unfinished Sympathy. The absolute definition of “banger” #totp
06.03.2026 20:42 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"TOTP 1978 featuring Darts". Balance is restored to the world. #TOTP
06.03.2026 20:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Shaun: Great soundcheck, lads. When do we go live?
Director: Errr.... #totp
Scott Mills on work experience #totp
06.03.2026 19:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Number 5 killed my brother #totp
06.03.2026 19:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thanks very much! Really appreciate it. Yeah, came as a bit of a shock at the end of year...
06.03.2026 13:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I talked to a psychologist yesterday and found out some weird shit…
06.03.2026 13:23 — 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0I’m not saying work’s tough at the moment but I’ve just visited the dental hygienist and that’s the fun part of my day.
06.03.2026 11:05 — 👍 35 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0was the spurs stadium built on an ancient indian burial ground?
05.03.2026 20:57 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
“Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas”
05.03.2026 20:49 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I feel like I might be coming out of some Gen X closet admitting I’ve never seen an episode of this. I will make amends.
04.03.2026 19:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Obviously, it’d be very funny if Jesus did turn up, look around and say “Bloody hell. This isn’t what I meant at all.”
04.03.2026 16:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yay!
04.03.2026 16:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just received a message containing the seven most important words in these trying times.
“Your case of wine has been delivered.”
Pretty much.
02.03.2026 20:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*checks watch*
Looks like it’s time to scream into the abyss.
Excellent. I am rarely either of these things.
02.03.2026 17:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh, actually, it might’ve just been on the webchat first thing in morning. Was quick and they were helpful.
02.03.2026 16:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had exactly the same problem recently. Submitted the request. Waited ages. Went in and it said “claim a refund”. Did it again. Waited ages. Still said “claim refund”. Gave them a call and did it over the phone and i had it in my bank in a week i think.
02.03.2026 16:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I believe this generation’s greatest boffins work for JML. We should get them working on that whole world peace deal.
28.02.2026 15:34 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You'll get there. As flippant as it sounds, just got to put one word after the other until you get to the end...
27.02.2026 20:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Cool. Funny and light is what I was going for!
27.02.2026 20:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 030 years later and I've still failed to muster up any kind of opinion about Cast. #TOTP
27.02.2026 19:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think I’ve head Perfect Moment more times in 2026 than I did in 1999. This is not the future i dreamt of then. #totp
27.02.2026 19:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Will allow myself 5 minutes laughing at Matt Goodwin before the full horrors of the rest of the world come crashing back down around me.
27.02.2026 08:11 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BOB MORTIMER/CHRIS REA/EGG IN THE BATH STORY INCOMING ON ‘WOULD I LIE TO YOU’ ON DAVE.
26.02.2026 19:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0