Dave Turner

Doctor: “obviously, there’s a lot going on in you life at the moment, Dave. We need to make sure there’s not too much stress in your heart.”
Me: *laughs in 2025*

I have not. Added to my reading list!

I say we just move onto making Q movies. Let’s get Q laid!

There’s a chance Men in Black is a perfect movie. But, then, I have been drinking wine while cooking a roast.

If you see this post an album with a motor vehicle on it.

Thanks to The Simpsons, whenever I watch a film where a car chase happens in an east European city I feel obliged to shout “PUT IT IN H!”

Well you WOULD say that.

YouTube video by BreadCrustCouncil GoldenEye (1995) teaser trailer remastered

I’ve just watched the original Goldeneye trailer and well done trailer people because they make it look like the greatest film ever made.

Watching Goldeneye. The most Sean Bean movie ever made. He dies TWICE. The UberSean film.

Idea for a cop show with Nick Mohammed as a DCI who consistently gets the murderer wrong but Sergeant Joe Marler steps in to sort things out.

“You, sir, are a raging psychopath” will never fail to make me laugh

I assume you’ve seen the Key and Peele sketch brainstorming the story? Apparently accurate according to Joe Dante. (*Whispers* one of the reasons I fancied my wife when we first met is because she looked like Phoebe Cates in Gremlins 2)

Oh, I was saying Gremlins 2 is the most batshit mainstream Hollywood movie. Chris Columbus writing/directing 3 means we won’t have Joe Dante being batshit…

There’s a chance it’s the most batshit mainstream Hollywood movie ever made and it’s brilliant.

That would’ve blown my tiny mind.

Fireworks are only good when there’s an error with the timing at a big display and they all go off in 11 seconds.

“Live, Laugh, L’oval”

They made Ready or Not, Abigail and the new Scream movies. Ready or Not and Abigail are brilliant if you haven’t seen them. They do violent and funny very well.

*plays sad La Marseillaise on a kazoo*

Ha! No, I was still very much in the novelty records period of music appreciation

I had to go to Wikipedia to check whether this or The Chicken Song was released first, as that was single number 2 purchased.

Think this was the first single I went into a shop and bought with my own money. Oven Ready Records in Aylesbury. Was definitely more a Young Ones than Cliff fan.

Christ. I could’ve played like that for half the price. #nufc

Football is a stupid sport and I support a stupid team.

I have chosen my Halloween night movies

Well, my favourite costume so far is by an ex-workmate’s 10 year old son who has dressed as Goose from Top Gun complete with head wound.

Close call. Man just sat down opposite me on the train and said “Hello!”

Almost replied before I saw the phone in his hand and AirPods in his ears…

I get an actual chill when that happens.

Some lovely passive-aggression going on there.

I’m going as “receiving an email simply signed ‘Regards’ when the sender normally puts ‘Best Regards’”