@whattheycallyou.bsky.social
(But you were lying too, like you always do.) (DC: 1.)
[ * You don't condone violence against Pippins but you absolutely condone throwing your drinks at people. ]
[ * ...You whip an empty cup straight ahead and hope it clips someone. ]
11.10.2025 17:51 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 2
This would look so fucking good if we paved it and put a parking lot here instead
04.02.2026 15:24 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0/ saying this like theres a single line i can get away with from the beavis verse which is the best one
03.02.2026 23:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0/ by the nine someone recognized the cuphead and mugman vs beavis and butthead quote i can get away with adding more of it
03.02.2026 23:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0/ youre welcome! :D
03.02.2026 04:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0temp pinned. written by punk. we're in this shit.
03.02.2026 03:06 — 👍 4 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1❤️ Unc is washed
[ * You don't even know if you're using that phrase right, yourself. ]
❤️ It's implied, old man
03.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0[ * You shake your head. A lot of other people are reposting it. They must find it funny too. ]
03.02.2026 02:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0[ * You tilt your head like a dog. Not even funny to whom, white boy? If that even is the right phrase... ]
03.02.2026 02:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0[ * You think it's hilarious for that, actually. ]
[ * But humor is subjective. Maybe. ]
[ * It's very funny. You say that he only feels otherwise because he's the butt of the joke. ]
03.02.2026 02:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0❤️ Funny
> Justified
> Cruel and unusual
> Funny [2]
/ its okay man we'll dunk you in acid and let you get some new pronouns. as a treat. itll be okay : )
03.02.2026 01:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0/ kris thinks whatever's going on with spamton's gender identity is really fucking funny
03.02.2026 01:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0[ * ...You update your contacts accordingly. ]
03.02.2026 01:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ummmmyes it is☝🏾i woulds know. im very normal,they call me NormalFrisk
03.02.2026 01:53 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0[ * You go to say something but decide against it. You just nod and smile in the way only you seem to. ]
[ * At least it's not as forced. ]
...
...y'sure you're a man?
[ * You nod. You knew, but your ever-helpful sibling reminding you never hurts. ]
❤️ Many people are saying this
❤️ Origin of the beef
> That fucking grocer that I hate
soups?🤔theres are many...like chicken...tomatos... even BeefStew💀sorrey i dont know where skeleton came from
03.02.2026 01:47 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1[ * Your previous corpse appears to be gathering moss. ]
02.02.2026 20:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0[ * You nod and offer your joint. It looks like you barely touched it... ]
01.02.2026 01:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0♥️ Should've never smoked
that shit now I'm in the
goner maker
❤️ You flatter me
31.01.2026 20:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An illustration of the Green Pippins in a dimly lit room, arranging a corkboard.
⚀ ──────────────── ୨ৎ
╰┈ ➤ WE ARE ✮ L I V E ✮ ♪
WE ARE ⋆.˚✮ O N A I R 🎧✮˚.⋆
ılıılıılıılı WE ARE ıllı R E C O R D I N G ıllı
🎤 YOU ARE BACKGROUND NOISE .ᐟ
˗ˏˋ NOW GET OUT ᝰ .ᐟ ˎˊ˗
✄ ──────────────── ⚃
BATTAT / GREEN PIPPINS — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🎲
⟬ #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY ⟭
