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@saltyem.bsky.social

Apparently the last MedTwitter account to get a BlueSky invite. Laughing at my own bad puns and medical snark with the occasional insightful thought. Sparse med ed.

4,098 Followers  |  280 Following  |  492 Posts  |  Joined: 24.07.2023
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October is going to be my year. I can feel it.

02.10.2025 12:45 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What about brained rain

12.09.2025 21:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just a reminder that precisely no one is interested in your unsolicited opinion about when they should have a child. Stop giving it.

10.09.2025 17:17 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Sounds like Grok is Nazi best place to get information

09.07.2025 13:37 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Sounds like Grok is Nazi best place to get information

09.07.2025 13:37 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

It's raining so hard it sounds like my house is under a faucet

10.06.2025 02:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These cycles are so brutal sometimes.
The end feels so close but there are still so many hours of frustratingly hard and tired work between now and the end.

21.05.2025 02:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am coming to the conclusion of a couple of weeks that were far too busy with far too little sleep. Wrapping up with making then giving two lectures before a half day of lawn work that was put off far too long, packing, and driving to the family.

21.05.2025 02:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Estranged Dad birthday funny cybertruck

19.05.2025 04:37 — 👍 44    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The conflict between RFKs voice and the words he makes: an eternal battle to achieve maximum annoying.

14.05.2025 21:02 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's trying to hold in all the supplements

14.05.2025 20:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gave my favorite medicine:
30 minutes in the room by yourself

13.05.2025 21:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Yeah

13.05.2025 20:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Patient here for high blood pressure has the lowest blood pressure in the department

13.05.2025 17:31 — 👍 27    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

The circle of MAHA

08.05.2025 02:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If medicine didn't work, try vibes

08.05.2025 02:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This guy with his "information"

06.05.2025 00:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is this the participation trophy that they warned us about

25.04.2025 14:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Go home Morty

14.04.2025 21:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am typing so hard

13.04.2025 04:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am raging mad.
Everyone at work asking if I'm okay and I just stomp around because I'm so mad

13.04.2025 04:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes, everyone

13.04.2025 04:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I wish I wasn't but I'm actually mad that this exists.
I hope they never sell a single slice

12.04.2025 15:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I HOPE YOU'RE ALL HAPPY

12.04.2025 15:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I know there's a lot going on in the world right now, but I hope you can spare some rage for this.
@wegmansofficial.bsky.social is selling this awful looking, cold slice of pizza for FOUR DOLLARS

12.04.2025 14:44 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

Taking a page out of the Catholic playbook

12.04.2025 14:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can't tell you how many times I've heard that old adage

02.04.2025 17:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In fairness you're probably still dry in the hearse

02.04.2025 17:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sorry for the deflationary clarification

02.04.2025 17:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I can't imagine a circumstance in which I would need to know that

02.04.2025 17:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0