Laura

Had an Irish spice bag (box?) for dinner last night and it changed everything for me

We had a good run

Not me ordering at the Wendy’s AI drive thru and still saying please and thank you

🎵🎤 All I want for Christmas is my molar back 🎶

Woke up with a tooth ache, now having an emergency tooth extraction in an hour 🫩😵‍💫

two sesame street characters elmo and oscar are standing next to each other . ALT: two sesame street characters elmo and oscar are standing next to each other .

Accidentally typed 2045 instead of 2025 while looking up something at work and triggered an existential crisis in me.

a cartoon character is laying on a bed with a blanket and a statue . ALT: a cartoon character is laying on a bed with a blanket and a statue .

How I slept last night after Mamdani won

Just started watching Slow Horses so that will be my entire personality for the next month or so

Honking life by the clown nose

Time to watch this weeks Task on mute because it’s toooo stressful for me.

Had some left over cider donuts that were getting stale so I made some bread pudding with them 🤤😋

Finally cold enough to be cozy

Sharing for a friend: All Paws Matter Animal Rescue in Granite Falls, NC, urgently needs help for a cat named Molly with a massive tumor.

They're trying to raise $300 just to get her to the vet as they are completely out of money. She will be going to Hudson Animal Hospital.

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.

If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!

Donate at blinkingguy.com

you should come by the village later , we're all gonna draw slips of paper out of an old wooden box and stone whoever gets the marked one to death

Lanolin would be a great name for a girl.

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-Aldous Huxley

*snaps gum* my cats think you're shit.

"political violence is never acceptable," is a phrase you don't hear politicians say after cops beat the shit out of peaceful demonstrators

a man and a woman are looking at each other with a serious look on their faces ALT: a man and a woman are looking at each other with a serious look on their faces

the concept of etsy witches being investigated by the fbi

I'm not at all a fan of Charlie Kirk and disagree vehemently with everything he said and did in his life. But that's it, I just wanted to say that.

a hearty plate of Celery Victor

you have been made witness to Celery Victor. share this three times and good fortune will follow you into battle

Filmed BRAGGING about it.

Vyvanse for me 😂

The only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is the socks.

Report: Your Naked Body Will Make Entire Morgue Laugh

Report: Your Naked Body Will Make Entire Morgue Laugh https://theonion.com/report-your-naked-body-will-make-entire-morgue-laugh/

This movie is a vibe and an aesthetic.

This is just OBSCENE...................

We have short memories