Laura

Time to watch this weeks Task on mute because it’s toooo stressful for me.

Had some left over cider donuts that were getting stale so I made some bread pudding with them 🤤😋

Finally cold enough to be cozy

Sharing for a friend: All Paws Matter Animal Rescue in Granite Falls, NC, urgently needs help for a cat named Molly with a massive tumor.

They're trying to raise $300 just to get her to the vet as they are completely out of money. She will be going to Hudson Animal Hospital.

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.

If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!

Donate at blinkingguy.com

you should come by the village later , we're all gonna draw slips of paper out of an old wooden box and stone whoever gets the marked one to death

Lanolin would be a great name for a girl.

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-Aldous Huxley

*snaps gum* my cats think you're shit.

"political violence is never acceptable," is a phrase you don't hear politicians say after cops beat the shit out of peaceful demonstrators

a man and a woman are looking at each other with a serious look on their faces ALT: a man and a woman are looking at each other with a serious look on their faces

the concept of etsy witches being investigated by the fbi

I'm not at all a fan of Charlie Kirk and disagree vehemently with everything he said and did in his life. But that's it, I just wanted to say that.

a hearty plate of Celery Victor

you have been made witness to Celery Victor. share this three times and good fortune will follow you into battle

Filmed BRAGGING about it.

Vyvanse for me 😂

The only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is the socks.

Report: Your Naked Body Will Make Entire Morgue Laugh

Report: Your Naked Body Will Make Entire Morgue Laugh https://theonion.com/report-your-naked-body-will-make-entire-morgue-laugh/

This movie is a vibe and an aesthetic.

This is just OBSCENE...................

We have short memories

This is truly one of the best illustrations of what is happening in America.

Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor

Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?

The Onion's American Voices: Former Japanese Internment Camp Used As Immigrant Detention Center “That’s a lot to squeeze onto one plaque.” Tina Engle, Paranormal Eyewitness “It’s great how America is able to turn the atrocities of our past into the atrocities of our present.” Harrison Weiss, Gerbil Psychologist “A few more coincidences like this, and I might start to worry.” Moses Brazdorf, Sandwich Craftsman

theonion.com/former-japan...

he's everything you want
he's everything you need
he's a platter of tortilla chips
covered in melted cheese

Going back to school at my ripe old age 😵‍💫🤓

i’m almost as worn out as blanche devereaux’s bed frame.

Cracker Barrel is just Waffle House for people who can’t throw a chair or a decent punch.

Can’t believe this is a thing after the disaster in Glasgow 😂😭😵‍💫